These are some very serious smutty one-offs between Mary Poppins and Deadpool. They're the most attractive media characters to have ever existed since 1492, so I feel it was only appropriate to combine their sensual groins into some naughty fantasies. I spend my nights fapping to the thought of these two elegant and badass (excuse my language) beloved individuals having passionate and sadistic coitus. Join me, Deadpool, and Ms. Poppins (Ms. because she is not married yet ;D). I will remove this story if Mr. Pool and Ms. Poppins express any discomfort in my using them for fap material. If you hate this, I hope you never orgasm ever again and die from jizz combustions with a knife shoved inside your wrinkly, brown asshole.

Better out then in I always say

read as this megaminded blue anlien gets railed by a big slimy talking fish.

Jason Derulo's "Talk Dirty To Me" blasts in the background as you desperately try to get the headmasters flaccid shrimp to grow.

In which a very sexy little house elf makes his rounds as a maid.

I'm sorry

i hate myself for this- love can be found everywhere and between anyone.... even if they are a ginger singer and a cult leader