His Girl
"I saw on Googles that you're a Pisces." "How is that relevant?" "Well I'm a saggy-t*tty." "WHAT?!" His eyes widen. "You should have seen your face!" She wheezes and holds her stomach. "I'm a Sagittarius. I'm a fire sign and you are a water sign." "Still don't see how that's important." "We are fire and water! We ar...