100 Funny Comebacks

That pretty much describes it... I've thrown in some riddles :) - rating: #2 in riddles ! #9 in comebacks ! **I don't own the comebacks

Alpha [Steter]

(NO TRANSLATIONS) It had been 28 days since Stiles watched Scott bite the Nogitsune. 28 days since he killed someone or hurt his friends. The entire month of February came and went in 28 days, but it felt like it had only been yesterday that Stiles was waking up screaming in a place he didn't recognize. Less than 24...

The New Cullen

**UP FOR ADOPTION** TW/Twilight Stiles gets kicked out the pack for being useless... They don't know he is the most powerful supernatural creature in the world. He goes to forks to stay with his Uncle Charlie, as his daughter just died. Hoping he can get away from all of the supernatural drama, he meets a certain som...

My Roommate, The Fukboi (BoyxBoy)

Petite Theo Walcott struggles with rent and is forced to search for a roommate. But what poor little Theo didn't expect was bulky, rebellious, drop dead gorgeous, Calum Niacin to show up at his door. ********** After Theo's parents die tragically in a car accident, he's forced to move away and live with his aunt. Aft...

Untouchable (boyxboy)

Felix's brother Dylan is getting married, and Felix isn't happy about it. For one thing, his brother is an abusive jerk. For another, a wedding and a new extended family means that at some point, someone is going to try to give him a hug. Felix hates to be touched--a quirk that has kept him from having a romantic rel...

Jimon|You Are My Addiction

After one time Jace got a taste of the addictive Simon's vampire venom. He can't help but all he thinks about was that good feeling, and he wanted it, again.

Alpha's Imprint (BoyxBoy)

Levi O'Connor has always lived in New York City. He has friends there, a life- but no longer family. On a camping trip he refused to attend, his mother and sister we're killed by wolves that had mauled them. As a result of their deaths- Levi is sent to live with a godmother he never realized he had on a Indian reserve...

Saved

[BOOK 1] Not Edited - For the edited version see my bio Aquilam and Ignis, two clans fighting each other for more than a thousand years now. A place where everyone had a pair of wings. We were all hybrids, but with two different kinds of wings. You could have either have bird wings or the one of a dragon. For me...

BoyxBoy Oneshots

Just a collection of boyxboy oneshots I made! Happy reading! :) *** These stories contain romance between two boys. If you're not okay with that then I suggest you leave. Fair warning, these stories are really poorly written. It pains me to reread them but they're like my own writing history so I don't want to take t...

Cub Raising Association

He had always believed in science until one day, a meteorite smashed into his yard, forcing him to bind to a heroic world saving script. The worst thing was that the script didn't even follow common sense. Others become a superhero while he becomes a super-nanny. So in his left hand is a "Cub Encyclopedia" and in the...

Falling In Love With Mr. Step-Brother (BxB) [UNDER EDITING]

[BOOK #1 of MISTER SERIES] God of Sexiness. That's what Noah's friends, and the entire student of his school, calling him. He's rich, and perfect. At least that's what people know about him. He's just 18 and a senior student. When his mother left him and his father for another man, he became mean and cold. Harsh and t...

Make Me (MxM)

Warning: This book is NOT suitable for people who can be triggered by: - VIOLENCE - SEX - BLOOD - GORE - NOT VANILLA SCENES...KHMM, children please leave - Sexual relations between two men After 18 rough years, Seth is finally living on his own, in college and with a paying job, yet the shadows of his past do not let...

Vulcan Wolf (Lesbian Story)

Moving to a new place,Knight finds out that she's not the normal human kid she always thought she was. Turns out she's a werewolf and not just any werewolf she's a Vulcan too. There's a traitor among them, someone no one suspected,will they find out who it is and save their families or will they be too late? ★¢★ I fel...

An Alpha's Love

BOOK 1. RYELAND PACK. Linden is a chubby gay nerd, betrayed by his boyfriend and his two friends the lies start to unravel and everything seems to be breaking apart in his life. He bumps into the new kid at school, who changes his life like he never expected. His transformation shocks everyone just not the alpha who h...

Sinful Temptations (Boyxboy) (Completed ✔️)

~Complete!~ Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Greed, Envy, Pride, and Lust, the Seven Deadly sins that a Christian must resist falling into temptation of. But, anything can be bent with a little pressure and heat. When Chesney goes to California in search for an opportunity to become a published author, he goes through a serie...

His Master Vampire (boyxboy)

Icarus Crane is a fledgling vampire with a feisty, free spirited attitude. He lives with his sire, and leads a peaceful life with his new family. His sire always warned him to never get near a master vampire. They're dangerous and powerful and hold no emotions what so ever. Once you're taken and claimed, by a master v...

Lying to the Prince

Noah Collins is pregnant. Who's child? None other than the CEO of one of the biggest companies himself, Liam Prince. Though, Noah has yet to tell the father to be, for fear losing his child. So when the CEO becomes his boss, how will Noah hide his fatherhood from him?

Conan The Dandelion (Boyxboy) ✔

*COMPLETED* (27.12.2020) "What about you?" Parker asked. "I don't think I'm capable of love," I answered. "Did you get your heart broken?" He smirked. "Oh no, a lot of things are broken, but strangely not my heart. I have quite a healthy heart. It beats between 60 and 100bpm." I paused. "Except for when I run." Parke...

The Class Prince

When Desmond Mellow transfers to an elite all-boys high school, he immediately gets a bad impression of his new deskmate, Ivan Moonrich. Gorgeous, mysterious, and menacing, Ivan is exactly what Desmond doesn't need in his life - or so he thinks... *****...

Demon's soul (boyxboy)

Devis Patterson is an ordinary school boy. He is pretty popular and was ones part of the school's rugby team. After he found out he was gay he stopped the sport. He is a closeted homosexual. Only his best friends: Ian, Matt, and Nova know. One day Nova asks him, Matt and Ian if they want to have a horror movie night a...

UNLOVED (boyxboy) ~incest

Troye is a 14 years old boy who suffers from depression, social anxiety and anorectic, but nobody knows that. nobody cares about him so how should they? Would anybody care if he would die? I'm soo bad at story description. sorry for that, but the story will be better.

The One Glance

Michael isn't your typical nerd. He doesn't wear glasses, gel his hair, or wear nerdy clothes. He wears contacts, keeps his hair messy but in a sexy way, and wears designer clothing. Jordan is of course your typical sports jock. Captain of the football, basketball, and soccer team. He picks on Michael. Not because Mic...

Killer Love (boyxboy)

Alex is a socially awkward, shy, and quiet boy of the age 15. He has dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. He doesn't like attracting any attention to himself, so it makes it hard for him to find friends and such. He doesn't realize that he will soon come face to face with a dangerous, mysterious killer, who he ends u...

Is it Wrong to Love a Killer? BoyxBoy

"w-w-what d-do you want?" I asked, fearing for my life "Do you want to kill me? P-please don't kill me" "don't worry I won't kill you" he purrs sending shivers down my spine. "w-what do y-you want f-fr-from m-me?" "you'll see" he says then jumps out my window That's the night I met my psychopathic killer stalker... e...

Their Pretty Boy (mxbxm)

Callum Minette is a twenty two years old. Attends John Hopkins university for a PhD in the medical field. Its his fifth year in the field and often keeps to himself. People would mistake him for an 18 year old girl most of the time with his very feminine features he'd gotten from his fragile mother whom turned into a...

Regrets after Rejected (MxM)

A rejection book. Hope you like it

My Besfriend's dad

We grew up together, went to the same school, had the same friends, had the same weird habits. I was always there for him and he too was always there for me. We are best friends since kinder garden. So it's not a surprise that I started having feelings for him. We were always together and he was just too gorgeous for...

The School Bully and The Mafia Heir

Derek Lakewood is known to be the school's bully who is also the king of the school. Everyone knows him. His parents are loaded and he also happens to be the only child in the family. He can get any girl he wants with just a few sweet words and he had them wrapped around his fingers. The typical jock playboy that any...

The Mafia In Disguise

Ronaldo Covulli is the heir of a secret undercover drug dealer, when he reaches the age of seventeen he gets to choose a female so that he could immediately impregnant her and keep the Covulli empire on foot and steady. Ronaldo rejects every female his father suggested for him only to choose to go undercover as a ner...