in which kit rook is a reckless boy angry at the world, and he learns that not everyone is out to get him. | ᴋɪᴛ ʜᴇʀᴏɴᴅᴀʟᴇ + ᴛʏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋᴛʜᴏʀɴ | | ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴀʀᴛɪғɪᴄᴇs / ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀs | | ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀᴜ |

A year after Ty and Kit attempt to bring Livvy back from the dead, Kit is living in Devon with Tessa and Jem when they are invited to Clary and Jace's wedding. Then, Tessa and Jem are called to help the Clave with an investigation, and Kit is left to be babysat by the Blackthorns. He is dreading this, of course, because this means he will have to spend time with Ty. Ty, who he's still madly in love with. Ty, who probably hates him back. *cover fanart isn't mine

**Spoilers** This story takes place after Ghosts of the Shadow Market/Queen of Air and Darkness. Kit is still living with Jem, Tessa, and their baby. Ty is at the Scholomance, taking care of Irene, his pet Carpathian Lynx. **Note** The cover art is not mine. Thank you to the artist who drew it. **More notes** The Shadowhunter books are by Cassandra Clare. I did not come up with the characters or anything. I just thought I'd continue from where she ended for fun.

Percy Jackson x Shadowhunters crossover ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nico thought, just for a moment, that everything was looking for the better. The second giant war has ended, he has a hot boyfriend who loves him, and he has finally found a place to call home. But of course, time moves on and the Fates have to have SOMEONE to harass since Percy is to be left alone, lucky him. After collecting lost souls that'd escaped from the Fields of Asphodels, Nico gets jumped by several people in black and kidnapped for illegal magic. Just his luck, but this introduces a set of problems neither side can deal with on their own. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer: I don't own the cover art. Belongs to original artist.

A Percy Jackson and Mortal Instruments crossover The demigods are back to New York after the series of events that took place during the heroes of Olympus and after Leo's disappearance. Meanwhile, the shadowhunters are still bracing for an adventure. A new evil is rising. Can the demigods and the shadowhunters come together to face this new threat?

In which Draco is very suicidal and self-loathing (no surprise as that is how he is in the movies near the end). Harry notices and slowly starts to piece together everything Draco had said to him recently as he tries to figure out what Malfoy is up to. Can Harry figure out what Draco is doing in time to save him before it's too late for Draco? Uhh...triggers are fairly obvious...probz self-harm and all that jazz. Non-com / attempted rape warning!!!

My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay. Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier but with different characters? Or the lack of normal guys against the overwhelming number of bad boys and players on the planet known as Wattpad? Ever felt like ranting that how overused love triangles, gangs, mafias, billionaire, sci-fic dystopia tropes are? Or reading a book where the MC is described as a toad but is being played by Angelina Jolie or Shakira herself? Are you sick of it? So am I! In that case, Well, why not read this book? and rant in the comment section. For anything that may come across as being offensive..... I really really am not sorry over that since it's my opinion. :P Peace and salt cover credits: @floatyourself

Let's do this.

Cliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of the clichés!

Mortal! Yes! You! Why have you not looked at this book yet?