Joke's on you Emily.

[Mature Content] A lustful monster, Clarine, struggles with her inability to reproduce her own kind. In her frustration she travels across the continental US and back on a sex-crazed killing spree--unintentionally murdering anyone who gets too close. With depression overtaking her immortal suffering she comes across an unusual busboy--Neel. This boy claims he can see demons too--ones no one else in the world can see, and his demon leads him around cities like a dog on a leash--bringing him right to Clarine Denz. With mutual respect for each other both take vows to help each other in hopes of renewal of dead races - a team you can say to bring back the long dead Vampire and Werewolf races. But Neel isn't all that into renewal, he has his eyes on Clarine, the forbidden fruit, the one person he can never actually have and both of them know it. Love with her means a brutal death. Love with her could never happen...

(For book 2 Search for "The Human Retaliation" by Freelove) Lilly was a normal girl, until one distraught day when she shot herself in the head with her Grandfathers Revolver. Then everything changed - Dark deals for a second chance, Ghouls, a kid she names Pop, a traveler called The Wizard and much more. Death follows her every step and everyone wants to control her, she quickly becomes the ultimate weapon which eventually starts the Fourth World War and nearly wipes out the human race. So, Lets watch the World burn.