Well, this is a mortals meet Percy and Co book, and lots of the stuff in here is going to be rather cliche. Most characters are OCs, and there will be an occasional PJO/HoO minor character. Enjoy! P. S. Me no own PJO/HoO characters. Dem Riordan's.

17 year old George had always had trouble with bullies, so his father decided to get him a BodyGuard. Who knows what will happen from there. Fanart is not mine This story include sexual references, swearing, smut, and angst.

(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not mine unless further indicated*

Three years after the war against Perfection, the demigods find things to be much more calm than it was before even the recent Titan War. Between an odd decrease in monster activity and increase in lost demigods finding their ways to the camps with only a feather to show how they got there trouble-free, the demigods have deemed the source behind the occurrences the "Defenders of the Demigods". However, beyond the recovered feathers, nothing else is known about these Defenders... And that is where Lia Cantina comes in. Sent up to New York by her mother to go to "a summer camp", she learns that she is a demigod. She also quickly finds that she is apparently destined to go on some quest to... Somewhere. During her time at camp, however, odd dreams begin to fill her with dread before she even steps off on a fated quest... ~~~ This book is the sequel to my fanfiction "Warrior of the Sea". Please make sure to read that fanfiction before you delve into this one.

Percy had never asked to be a demigod. It was a fact that he had maintained ever since he'd made the discovery that he was a demigod all of those years ago. He'd been pursued for years by Prophecy after Prophecy, each one greater than the last. Now, Percy's biggest desire is peace; to be able to relax and have a chance to spend time with family and friends. Unfortunately, The Fates seem to have different plans. Again. First Published 2014, Completed 2015. Rewritten in 2020.

Percy is abused by his stepfather. Annabeth is a bully. Jason thinks Piper is hiding something. Piper has a daughter. Frank is invisible. Reyna is misunderstood. Leo is new. Hazel is bullied.

What if Percy and the rest of the Seven were ordinary kids with ordinary lives? If you were wondering this, then you have come to the right place. ••••••••• ANNABETH IS ANNOYED. Sophomore Annabeth Chase packed her bags and ran away from her dad's house by taking a subway to Long Island, New York where she plans to live with her mom. But whenever anyone moves, they have to face one of Annabeth's worst fears-changing schools. Annabeth never wanted to attend Half-Blood High, but meeting an attractive boy named Percy Jackson might just give her a reason to.

Percabeth high school AU- Annabeth Chase, a perfect girl with a perfect life. She's popular, pretty and respected throughout the whole school. Cue Percy Jackson. A widely mocked, annoyingly attractive troublemaker with a slightly unhealthy taste for black clothes. These two polar opposites are just what the other needs to flip each other's worlds upside down and watch the chaos it causes... -Any pjo/HoO characters unfortunately don't belong to me but to Rick Riordan and the cover art is not mine.-

When the unmistakable ring of glowing hearts appears on Zak's wrist 2 hours after moving in with his friends, going to the mall, and many other things, he doesn't know how to deal with it, what it means, and most of all, who his soulmate is.

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