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love me not | s. miller [ discontinued ] by theilliterateironman
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"𝐈'𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐲." "𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which tyler owens asks kennedy spencer to keep up a fake relationship for views [ oc x scott miller and javi x kate endgame ]
starshine | clark kent [ on hold ] by theilliterateironman
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"𝐮𝐩, 𝐮𝐩, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫." "𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which millie mccall glows in the dark, and clark kent can't get her out of his head. [ david corenswet's 2025 superman ] [ cw team flash ]
the great war | poly marauders by theilliterateironman
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"𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦." "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which james potter's new neighbor has him and his friends enamored. [ alive! james and lily PLUS divorced! james and lily ] [ semi-slowburn poly!marauders x oc ]
save me | m. altieri [ discontinued ] by theilliterateironman
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"𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which derek's twin sister is all mickey altieri can think about as of late - and mickey can't stand it
god games | oz [ btvs ] by theilliterateironman
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"𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." "𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲, 𝐬𝐨 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which the lead guitarist for dingoes ate my baby falls for a demon from hell who is more concerned with making art and buying clothes than with destroying the world.
𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 *✧・゚:‧͙⁺˚*・༓* [𝖕𝖆𝖚𝖑 𝖑𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖊] by dadrry_supremacy
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Milly Swan was the sweetest girl anyone would ever have the pleasure to meet. She was a breath of fresh air to anyone that came across her, and it was impossible to frown around her smile. But not even her best friends on the Reservation could challenge the relationship she had with her big sister. Well, the relationship she wished she had. Nothing she could ever do would be enough for her sister to spare her a second glance. It wasn't until the secrets of Forks started unravelling that Milly realised her worth, and boy was it great. *✧・゚:‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾*✧・゚:‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾ 𝐏𝐀𝐔𝐋 𝐋𝐀𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐗 𝐎𝐂! 𝙥𝙧𝙚-𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 ~ 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩-𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙬𝙣
mirrorball | s. uley & j. hale by theilliterateironman
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"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐨, 𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐱." "𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧. 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which mike newton's twin sister gets dragged into the world of the supernatural, and the ones that claim to love her do a lot more harm than good. [ TRIGGER WARNINGS for emotional manipulation and heavy mental health issues ]
true blue | r. richards & j. storm [ on hold ] by theilliterateironman
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"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which remi drake is a student by day and a dancer by night - never does she think this would lead to gaining the romantic attention of one-half of the fantastic four. [ professor!reed richards | age gaps | mature! | x-men first class characters | so incredibly not canon compliant with any of the marvel universes ]
haunting me | s. summers by theilliterateironman
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"𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭. '𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮." ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾  ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ in which elysium nox knows she has a thousand other things to think about - the brewing war on mutant kind, a teenage runaway depending on her, logan unraveling his past, her understanding her own damn powers. and yet all she wants to do is think about scott summers and what color his eyes might be.