i'm normal. an asshole, but normal. i'm an orphan, but normal. at least that's what i tell myself.

Such a sweet human being. • • • Y/u/n= your username Y/n= your name Y/l/n= your last name Y/f/m= your favorite movie Y/p/n= your pets name

the sequel to 'adopted by dan and phil'.

I'm not perfect. I self harm, I'm bullied, and I don't have friends. I'm an orphan. My parents died in a bank robbery when I was 1 and I lived with my Nana for a year. She died of old age and I was sent to a foster home. I was there from age 2 through 12. Then two men, Dan Howell and Phil Lester aka my favourite YouTubers, came to adopt. They saved me. And they just keep doing it? Completed February 1st 2016 Second Book- Perfectly Imperfect Third Book- The Perfect Moment TRIGGER WARNING MENTION OF SELF-HARM AND SUICIDE SEPTEMBER 17--- UNDER CONSTRUCTION

An American girl named Liz was sent from her old orphanage to an orphanage in London where she got adopted by her 2 youtube heros. Warnings: Attempted suicide, cutting, blood and gore, homophobes, bullying, depression.

So don't judge me with this I was in the shower contemplating my life and stuff where this idea kinda just popped into my head and I wanted to write about it so yeah. And yes it is my dream to be adopted by Dan and Phil like I said don't judge Updates were (lol) frequent. I have no life (*mentions of self harm and other triggering stuff. You have been warned*)

Amy Evans has been in the orphanage for six months, ever since her parents died in a car crash. Six months of not speaking. Six months of silence. The only thing that keeps her sane is YouTube. Dan and Phil. But when the duo themselves turn up looking for a perfect foster child, they seem to take a liking to Amy, and decide to give her a chance. The chance of a lifetime.

Sophie is a regular 12 year old orphan, she knows her time to be adopted is running out. Dan and Phil are a happily married couple. All they've wanted since they were married was a child to call their own. But interview after interview left them disappointed. Until now...

Jay has been living on the streets for years after being abused and destroyed from the inside out by her father. After being moved from New Zealand to London she flees her foster home in favour of freedom. But when she ends up in hospital she finds out that what she was told wasn't quite the truth... And why do the people that brought her there want to adopt her?