When Peter Parker get qualified for an internship position he unknowingly applied for, things get messy. Especially when the one who's interning Peter Parker is Tony Stark. Add that to the Avengers are chasing down Spider-man, Ned is confused, and a scheme in the streets of New York.

After months of working with Spider-Man, Wade Wilson realizes there are a lot more to the hero's powers than meets the eye... AKA The one where Wade notices that Spider-Man has been acting weirder and weirder, and the more he looks into it, the more he realizes that his not-so-normal partner in crime(fighting) is a lot stranger than he thought. (RATED MATURE FOR FUTURE SMUT)

Peter has always had bad luck. So much of it, in fact, that he even named it. School is hell for him, home isn't much better. He is always grateful for his friends and Aunt May. On one of Peter's daily beatings, his phone ends up nearly broken and he has to fix it. He manages to get all of his numbers right, except for MJ's. What will happen when he runs into Hawkeye? Will he finally get a break? Will the Avengers arrive in time to save the shattered boy? Or will they be to late to stop him?