a witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes

the one in which there is an alternative universe where you get a tattoo that matches with your soulmate. louis has an arrow tattoo, harry has an arrow tattoo. the problem? louis is harry's teacher.

"It's true, I crave you." Where Louis' a hardcore fanboy and loves Harry Styles a lot. (One Direction is Four Direction)

Harry's determined to make Louis like him and Louis' determined to irritate the shit out of Harry. Or the one where's Harry's kind of an entitled asshole and Louis brings him back down to earth a bit.

I shuddered as his lips ghosted over my ear. "There really isn't a point in struggling love. You'll learn that soon enough, whether it be the easy way or the hard way, that's up to you." I tried to breathe at a steady rate as he continued. "You see, unluckily for you, I've taken a liking to you Harry. I want you. And in case there was any doubt in that curly little head of yours, yes, I always get what I want." What happens when the pastor's young, innocent son meets the town's alluring trouble maker? Their relationship may be one of sin but after all, the forbidden fruit does indeed taste the sweetest.

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