Seven years ago, an edgy thirteen year old girl sits in her bedroom writing the worst Homestuck fanfiction ever. Seven years later, she decides to finish it. This is the story of Azobin Atthez, a pyromaniacal troll who's psychotic tendencies lead her to becoming an attempted arsonist. This story is half satire, and half the edgy ramblings of an angsty pre-teen. You will laugh. You will cry. You will especially cringe. Enter at your own risk. (Cover created with mspaint obviously)