[GNF x OC] When Aria is trying to study, but her new neighbors are too noisy ❗️Warning❗️ •Contains mature language

well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D

"I would capture all of the stars for you" "How would I keep them? There are so many" "Id put them in a jar and lable it "jar of stars for my one and only" so you could keep them forever" A daddys girl who loves space and a mammas boy who loves red stone in minecraft. both afraid to show there face to the world. will they fall in love? read to find out!

"you're actually pretty poggers." "alex, you're an idiot." in which a bi girl with a podcast tweets out that she would let quackity rail her and twitter has a field day (short story !!)

Signed / Dream Team [Clay, George & Nick] x OC [Anastasia] / Not a poly ❗️Warnings❗️ •Contains mature language •Any scenes that might not be suitable for all audiences will have an additional warning ~~~~~ Notice ~~~~~ Dream, George, and Sapnap are small streamers in this.

"all the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water, and that's the tragedy of living." - "Corpse, stop," she pleaded with him. "No, because last time I stopped trying to get answers, you left me, and I don't want to lose you again. What the fuck happened to you?" Corpse asked, tears silently flowing down his cheeks. "I needed you..." he whispered. For a moment, Corpse saw it. She was hurting just as much as he was. It was gone before Corpse could realize it was truly there. She stood up straighter, feigning confidence with him. "Well, I wasn't there because I didn't want to be," she hissed out. "Sorry," she said sarcastically, and walked out of his apartment, slamming the door shut behind her as he crumpled to the floor. -corpse husband-

𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗯𝗲𝗿. 𝘀𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀, 𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱, 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗶𝗱𝗸 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶'𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 :-) discontinued

"So... what's your kill count?" "Thousands probably." "Wait, deadass?" • Nora had experienced many unexpected things in her life. With friends like hers (absolutely batshit crazy), it was normal for the insane to happen to her. But out of everything, she never expected a zombie apocalypse. Or the guy named corpse that came with it. • Corpse Husband fanfiction (you don't have to be a fan of Corpse to read this) Post-Apocalyptic/Zombie AU

"𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞?" 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗀𝖺𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌, 𝖺 𝗇𝖾𝖼𝗄𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗉𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖾. "𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐢 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞. 𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲/𝐧." . this is my first book! its honestly angsty fluff, with a blend of romance. The idea has been flowing with me for a while, and i wanted to make it real. I hope yall like it!

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