A beautiful love story between three horny young men who are overcome by their desire for each other. They discover knew things about their sexuality and each other. Strap on your seatbelts. (And your ball gags)

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

You know it is is Cannon.

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

it's gonna get shrexy in this dank fanfic

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Trump was elected president. But he fell in love with Justin, the one who loved Obama the most. What will happen with this forbidden one sided love? Side Note: What am I doing with my life? This is an actual school assignment. I can't believe I'm actually submitting this.