a biig stek and litle skeeetchbok fal in luve and thennn.... WARNING: This story is a crack fanfiction. Crack stories usually make little to no sense at all, as with this fanfiction. Please leave your hateful comments out of this story as this is only a joke and I don't actually ship Steve and Samantha.

The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.

i hate him and now u do too