On January 1st, 2010, the show known as Battle For Dream Island had begun. 20 contestants. 1 host. And a prize like none other. But all that had to come from somewhere, right? A group of rowdy objects don't just randomly show up in the middle of a grassy field. Hosts don't simply fall out of the sky. Not to mention the greatest mystery of all. The long-lost Yoyle City: a bustling metropolis turned ghost town for no apparent reason. Things like that can't just happen out of the blue. Because they don't. ----- Content Warnings: Blood, death, cringe. Original concept and characters by Jacknjellify on YouTube. Cover illustration by @cc.make_draw on Instagram.

Desperation has become the rule of thumb in the crumbling Inanimate Kingdom, where devastation of both external and internal conflict threaten to throw it into war. King MePhone's reassurances and grand parties aren't fooling anyone; the fog of unease is still overwhelming. With so much restraint around her, princess Marshmallow wants to break the rules and bring her kingdom to peace. When the ivory path laid before her isn't heading towards peace, though, perhaps it's time to blaze a new one. Perhaps that new path is paved with dreams, love, and fresh produce - the stuff of fairy tales. "Let's discover our era of peace... together." An Inanimate Insanity/Battle for Dream Island collaborative work by SkaterCheese and I based on the Medieval AU by wentikk and toonirl on Tumblr. Contains Marshple and an assortment of other ships, including Lightbrush, Suitloon, Bickel, etc. Best enjoyed by readers who can deal with adult themes. To keep things simple and easy while reading (or just to jumpstart your memory) there's an allegiance document that you can find below the tags of each chapter. The sole purpose of the document is to settle any future confusion as well as list many of the characters throughout the story, because you always need a little reminder.

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