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  • BFDI Prequels | A BFDI Fanfic
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    On January 1st, 2010, the show known as Battle For Dream Island had begun. 20 contestants. 1 host. And a prize like none other. But all that had to come from somewhere, right? A group of rowdy objects don't just randomly show up in the middle of a grassy field. Hosts don't simply fall out of the sky. Not to mention th...

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  • Our Era
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    Desperation has become the rule of thumb in the crumbling Inanimate Kingdom, where devastation of both external and internal conflict threaten to throw it into war. King MePhone's reassurances and grand parties aren't fooling anyone; the fog of unease is still overwhelming. With so much restraint around her, princess...

  • conk or bepsi babey take ya pick
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    i hate these both with a passion unbridled by god's own fury himself but whatever, ive sat on them long enough knickle one soaptube two and im gay

  • SkaterCheese's Snapshots Collection (Inanimate Insanity fanfiction)
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    A collection of standalone Inanimate Insanity short stories I've written over the years! These scraps can mostly be read in less than five minutes. Though the subject matter and approach varies considerably, they all offer a taste of different concepts - much like you can taste a variety of free samples at Costco. The...

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  • Infinity Minus One (Inanimate Insanity)
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    When Test Tube and Lightbulb messed with time travel, they created an alternate timeline in which Salt and Pepper became the world's fabulously malevolent overlords - and the new hosts of Inanimate Insanity Infinity. There the grass is purple, the clouds are cubic, and eliminated contestants are flung into a black hol...