Transformers Zodiac~ Pasa un momento agradable descubriendo cosas de tu signo aquí. [No copy please]

The reader will only be cybertronian in this. Not a human, because I feel very uncomfortable with a human and cybertronian being together. Not that I dislike those types of fanfictions, there just weird in my opinion. Now, this will only include characters that I know from franchise. Disclaimer: I don't not own the transformers. And you control yourself, and be who you are.

Well, I decided that if I keep posting my 'Ways to annoy' one-shots individually, then it'd get too crowded in my works, so I'm combining all future 'Ways to annoy' works under one fic. Enjoy!

A/N: I don't own Transformers. This is a reader-insert, but I'm not sure how romance-y it'll get until later on. So please, bear with me. ^ ^ ^ EVENTUAL BULKHEAD X READER ^ ^ ^ "My designation is Airachnid, I am a Decepticon from Cybertron. Who might you be?" "I-er, my name is Y/N." "I don't want anything from you, I was simply curious." "Curious about what?" "What it would be like-" She got closer your face with every word, "-to have a human pet." ^ ^ ^ "A-are you sure, Y/D? About this? About us?" "N-no, n-n-not really. But right now, we don't know what'll happen. Even Optimus isn't really sure! At least we'll know we've showed how much we love each other." "Yeah, y-you're right. I just don't want to you to be disappointed or anything, that's all! I mean, I-I-" "I'm unsure about this too, b-but um, w-we don't have to do this if you don't want to!" "No no no no! I . . . I'm sure, I'm sure. You're the first person I've ever felt this way before towards. Bonding with you? It's an absolute dream come true." "Maybe we could . . . we could try to be start now? "Yeah, l-let's do this! Erm-er, Y-Y/D? "Yes?" "I love you. More than you'll ever know!" "I love you too! Till all are one." "I'll love you even past when all are one~❤️" "Awww! Aren't you a charmer! Tee her hee! ~❤️" "For you, forever and always." ^ ^ ^ You're kinda sorta extremely lonely. You've been neglected your whole life, and things only got worse when you tried to stop that. One day, while thinking of taking your own life, you meet a certain 'Con that somehow changes your life forever. Though your unlikely friendship endures many hardships, you and your new guardian go on a journey that makes the lives of your even newer friends change for the better. -WV-

A/N: I don't own it. That's it. ~ Life Itself by Glass Animals ~ ULTRA MAGNUS X READER (SLOW) ~ "Ah, so this is the Insecticon Queen you brought to the ship. It's very nice to finally meet you . . .," "Y/D." "This is my third-in-command, Soundwave, and you've already met my second-in-command Starscream, my Chief Medical Officer, Knockout, and our current hive leader, Hardshell. Finally, this is my lieutenant for all of our science projects, Shockwave." . . . "With that done, I'm very excited to be working with you, your majesty." "As am I." "But if you ever decide to betray me, I will not hesitate to execute you. You are beneath me, no matter what you may believe." ~ You are a successful, self-proclaimed entomologist on your way to visit a couple new friends and colleagues. You had all planned on visiting a butterfly museum for the day, but it seemed not all was that way. Studying bugs was all you'd ever been interested in. Even as a little girl, whether it was butterflies or spiders, none of them had scared you. And, when you'd found these larger, alien insect-like creatures roaming around a gigantic cave, you had immediately become more curious than fearful. And on your way to the butterflies, you'd gone to check on them like you'd been doing for months. Of course, like curiosity killed the cat, it almost killed you as well, and you fell into a situation that changed your life forever. Will you find love? The Autobots? What will happen? Find out in 'Life Itself', a book less cheesy than the end of its summary. -WV-

One stormy night, Blackarachnia discovers a six year old girl out in the woods. Taking pity over her, she brings the girl back to her temporary shelter and helps her. The original idea was to take care of the girl until she was well then return her to humanity, but, the Tecno-organic soon finds herself attached to the child. She decides to keep the girl and raise her as her own. Can this human child change Blackarachnia for the better? And if that were to happen, how would this affect everything else? DISCLAIMER: I only own my OCs, not TFA, if I did Sentinel would not be such an afthole.

Disclaimer: I DUNT OWN TRANSFORMERS. = = = = = TFP Fanfiction (w/ a little x Predaking) = = = = = "I'm sending you to a place where he won't be able to go after you. They'll take care of you, I promise." "Do you promise?" "I promise." . . . . . . "All hail Y/D, princess of the Decepticons!" "ALL HAIL PRINCESS Y/D!" = = = = = You. The princess of the Decepticons and heir to Megatron's throne. What an elegant, perfect femme seeker you were, getting whatever you desired by the motion of your servo! Unfortunately, that wasn't really the case. After being forced to do something despicable and utterly regrettable to gain the trust of the warlord you barely knew, you escape! But, it was for a shorter period of time than you would have hoped for. Fast forward to the present, you discover your hated family once again. You act as if nothing was a big deal, and life was at its highest point! One mech, your newest friend, knows the real reason though. And once you find the love of your non-existing dreams, things seem like they might, just once, look up for a bit. -WV-

If you were told nothing is what it seems, would you believe it? Before all this happened, I wouldn't have. But now I'm sure. Because I'm caught up in the middle of everything. Maybe it was like the way a ripple works, maybe it was the butterfly effect. What is certain, is that things are never what they seem. Certainly not them. And certainly not me. After all, they're not called Transformers for nothing. ~Transformers fanfiction~ (Set between Dark of the Moon and Age of Extinction)

Here are 100 ways to annoy the hell out of Soundwave! I highly suggest that you don't actually try any of these. He will probably kill you. Enjoy!

RiD2015 Bumblebee x femme! Reader (Picture is subject to change) You awoke in a pod and panicked. You escaped and ran away. Now lost in an alien world and haunted by your past. Trying to figure out what's going on you stumbled across an old friend.