5 years ago, Prince Technoblade declared that he'd only marry the person who could defeat him in a duel. For years, all has failed, one after another. Until one day a foreigner by the name of "Dream," arrives. CURSING WARNING! #1 Dreamnoblade 8/5/20 and 8/19/20

I found a victim and it is no other than the lovely muffiny badboyhalo! This is basically a bunch of RARE+BBH one-shots. I could do other ships tho, obviously this is all JUST FOR FUN. No shady business y'all.. This has no smut. If you want that stuff you can go on @bloodydoves account and find it there. Cover is made by: @Itsnancy1

This was the day, the Almighty, Technoblade, and the Great diamond boy, Skeppy, will be paired up to finally see, which one of the two heroes is the best. ... That would've been the story if the two had indeed been paired up. The problem is, they were not. He should've known better that they would never ever let him and Skeppy team up in an event. They'll floor everyone on the team scoreboard. So the hosts decided, what if, the ruthless blood god were to team up with the sweetest muffin? "This story is complete and due to the unexpected news/circumstance, it won't be touched anymore by the Author. Whether to give notes or an update. Thank you everyone for sticking with the ride." [Has been #1 on TechHalo since the beginning of time...] [Edit (01/07/22) Legends Never Die. Technoblade will always live on in our hearts.]

✨𝐴 𝐹𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝐴𝑈✨ In times of old, there was a ruthless king named Dave. He was so skilled with a blade that he was nicknamed by the locals, Technoblade. His best friend, King Zak of the Adamas, was crafty and swift, using his unassuming but powerful wooden axe to shake the earth to its core. Zak and Dave were the strongest duo. The two warriors were inseparable, and rumors were made that the two were secretly in love. That rumor was not far off. They were perfect. Until Zak was kidnapped. To find him, Technoblade fought friend and foe, striking a deal with an ancient deity to sacrifice his friends to get his lover back. He called it...Blood for the Blood God. (Cover art is not mine, I only added the words. I do not force this relationship into these people, this is merely for entertainment. This does not suggest these people's sexualities, nor their actual partner. If you don't like these ships, you don't have to read it. If this makes the people in the book uncomfortable, I will delete it. Note that I am not shipping the real people, only their online personas. I merely use their real names for a more medivally/real life vibe. Go subscribe to those muffins on YouTube <3) WARNINGS: Strong language Homophobia Depression/Self Harm/Suicide Blood/Gore No smut on our holy Christian Minecraft server, though there will be dirty jokes and sexual implications Upload schedule is shit so don't expect much of me

❝𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘴: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵.❞ Book Two of The Lost Souls Series - Read Perception before continuing! ---------------------------- To earn happiness for yourself is to take another's away. George has learnt the cruel way of this world, but never how he wished to. Now he's stuck with the consequences of a freak accident, more blood on his hands he can't wash away, and more problems that he can't get rid of. A grieving soulmate, guilt-ridden and Lost. A leader, forced into action to fulfil a promise. A best friend, forced to pick between rival sides. A dangerous rival, seeking a new victim. And a seemingly innocent boy, with an innocent smile to hide the darkness behind it. Secrets to hide a dark past, the great deception to keep the greatest unknown. ---------------------------- Completed ✔️ No smut ✔️ Trigger warnings: Blood, heavy depictions of violence and injury, mentions of death, mild gore

❝𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩.❞ Book One of The Lost Souls Series ---------------------------- George isn't tempted by finding his soulmate. To him, it's just another ridiculous plot to get him killed. His life is hard enough, running from his hunter alone and inexperienced. You don't make many friends when you block everyone out. So when an outgoing dirty blonde gives him butterflies, George doesn't know what to do. There's something different about him: he's perfect. A little too perfect. But there's no truth here, there's only Perception. ---------------------------- Completed ✔️ No smut ✔️ Trigger warnings: Blood, violence, mentions of death, mild gore

❝𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘧, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘹𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴.❞ ---------------------------- Zak told himself that after the events of last summer, he'd never go near that house again. The school is a popularity contest he's had his fair time mixed up in. But when his secret is threatened, Zak is forced to take action to protect what he hates most. ---------------------------- Completed ✔️ No smut ✔️ Trigger warnings: blood, mild gore - some warnings unlisted for spoilers, proceed with caution ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ @ʙʟᴀqɴᴛᴢ

❝𝘐𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰.❞ ---------------------------- When two seemingly magical notebooks appear on the first day, Zak doesn't understand what's about to happen. Darryl can't understand why the notebook is meant for him, and what horrors it brings with it. Now the two are in a race against time, to save themselves and their lover before the Black Roses drag them both under. ---------------------------- Completed ✔️ No smut ✔️ Trigger warnings: Hanahaki disease (blood, vomiting), mild gore ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ @ᴢᴠᴏʀᴛᴇxʜᴅ