Hogwarts: the school of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Also known as the safest place in all of Scotland. Until Azkaban's most infamous prisoner comes into the picture, Sirius Black escapes with only one thing on his mind: the Potters. He's after them, after for revenge of the Dark Lord's downfall. They are not safe. Not behind the walls of Hogwarts, not behind the most trusted of friends. Then again, can they trust anyone? Traitors are everywhere, mind you. April 19, 2016 - I would like to thank @DeeAlisa for the brand new cover for this book. It brings me great joy to see you guys share your insights for my series! October 27, 2016 - A big thank you to the cover, but unfortunately I have to change it to keep all books in uniform/order. Thank you very much for your help, it will not be forgotten. [EDITING AS OF FEB 2021, I HAVE FOUR CHAPTERS LEFT TO EDIT, NO I HAVE NOT UPLOADED THEM HERE YET] {EDITING DONE AS OF MAY 2, 2022}

The Potters have yet to endure another thrilling year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Fresh new horrors come with their second year of school, and they all come in various forms such as unattended children driving a flying car, a massively inadequate professor tasked with the job of molding minds, and the horrifying history behind the unrest soul that haunts the girls' bathroom. An unheard and unseen evil roams the halls, leaving stone-cold bodies in its wake, and all of the evidence points to no other than Harry and Emily Potter. - EDITED AS OF FEBRUARY 2021 -

This is the story of an extraordinary little girl. Orphaned as a baby, Emily grows up as a peculiar ten-year-old with abilities that not only frightens the other children but also herself. Read along as she lives her life as the now adopted daughter of a powerful woman, a professor of Hogwarts, A school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The time has come for her to know of her family and of her otherworldly legacy as Emily Potter, the girl who lived. - Edited as of July 2020 - Photo credits: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/camphalfbloodroleplay/images/5/5e/Alone-black-hair-girl-sad-Favim.com-428528.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120601103952

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!