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A Mermaid's Kiss | OLD VERSION by IAmHypnoCat
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I loved her, even if she never knew my name. She was my Ariel, and I know I am her Eric. No matter what she says. #1 in short story on 02/07/18 This beautiful cover was a gift from @Kmbell92! If you somehow haven't yet, please check her out!
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐂𝐎'𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 by Eroticaaddict
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𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲| 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗰𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 ❝I need you to stop moving. Each time you move I'll spank you❞ she nodded. Simply just nodded, and relaxed her body. She didn't want to be spanked. I let her go and lifted my right knee closer to her clit, actually pressing it against her this time. Her body let out a small and sharp inhale, making me smile a bit. I'm sure she's so sensitive right now. Her body full of arousal. "You like that? You like feeling my knee against your pussy don't you?" I slowly started to move my knee around to see her reaction, and it was greater than I thought it would be. A small moan fell from her lips, making me smile as I slid my hand underneath her hips, this time encouraging her to move. "Move your hips just like that. I want to feel your pussy against my knee" I whispered to her. I can tell by the way her eyes dimmed that she had never done this before, but she was so ready to that she did exactly as I said. Her breathing got deeper as she began lifting her hips to fully meet the base of my knee, softly grinding herself against me. I hummed as I watched her, watching her literally move her hips to receive her first orgasm. The way her hips moved made my dick throb even harder, I could only imagine what she looked like if she was to ride me. She took her lip between her teeth and almost instantly I wanted to come. I was already straining myself and trying not to, but the sight of her doing that makes me almost fall apart. ˣ An Angel deprived of her sexual innocence, introduced to a new sexual experience that may turn her world upside down. A devil who enjoys depriving angels of their innocence, introducing her to a world she may never get used to. #1 Submissivefemale #1 sexualcontent #1 dominantmale #1 adultthemes #1 blackwomanwhiteman #1 manxwoman #2 Darling
The CEO's Kryptonite [MxM] ⚣ ✓ by wambuimuiruriii
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"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?" •• Christian Ivonov, CEO of Ivonov enterprises, had always been the best at fucking things up. Whether it be relationships, or company connections, nothing was too far out of his reach to ruin. Alexander Hamilton had always been the best at fixing things. Computers, to be exact. He wasn't sure how Christian got the impression that Alex could fix him too. •• A story in which a what should be anger management patient meets a functioning alcoholic, and they somehow manage to save each other. Book One of The CEO's Trilogy *This book is unedited
Donut Disturb by simply-caitlyn
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Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~
Bookaholic Hotline by -raelewis-
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"Hello and thank you for calling Bookaholic Hotline! What's your bookish emergency?" "My ship has sunk. It's deeper than Atlantis. Why does the mysterious bad boy always get the girl?" /////// A hotline for bookaholics to call when everything is going horribly wrong or amazingly right. Because the feels are dangerous and we need to talk about them. Every morning around two, a boy calls to talk about books with the girl who always picks up. /////// Part of the dialogue trilogy! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline ////// Cover by @csouthard1s who I highly recommend! ////// R E V I E W S "That was so beautiful and hilarious and amazing! Well done!" @HopelessRomanticLeah "This book was honestly amazing" @Amayinglywitty
Pinky Swear by author_sky_angel
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"So you're saying that if I kissed you right now, you wouldn't feel anything?" He asked, taking slow, purposeful steps closer to me, but I couldn't go farther back as I felt an obstruction behind me, a desk. "Uh...totally," I cussed myself for stuttering. "Okay then, let's test that theory, shall we?" And his lips landed on mine. Sam and Ryan had been best friends when they were little and couldn't do without each other. They pinky swore they would never leave each other, but then Sam moved, breaking that promise. And now she's back, and Ryan isn't entirely happy to see her. Bookcover by @userpewpew
Fraternizing with the Enemy by hyrule
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(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx
I Stole The Gay Jock's Heart (Sequel) by bemuah
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Sequel Kylan and Jonah's relationship continued. They assumed their relationship would be perfect, but when it is their own mistakes that they are faced with, both are forced to decide whether continuing their love is good for either of them. -- Kylan paused for a moment, and that was when Jonah realized his eyes were teary. Then he bit his bottom quivering lip and said, "We should break up, we're toxic for one another." "Stop fucking giving up!" Jonah shouted at the top of his lungs, "You're always so ready to give up and turn on me! I love you, alright? The fact that I stayed when I didn't want to, means a lot. I'm not even at work right now because of you." "But we just keep fighting and it's draining." "And I could never leave you, we can work this out Ky." Jonah shook his head, "But if that's what you want to do, then let's break up." "Jonah I-" "But if we do, I'm never coming back to you again. This relationship, that's the end." Kylan inhaled sharply. "So say it again and I'm gone. Are we done?" It took a few minutes before Kylan replied. It was quiet, reluctant, but he whispered, "Yes." "We're breaking up? For good?" He nodded his head, "I'm sorry-" "Say yes," Jonah squeezed his eyes shut, "I need to hear it." His eyes were also teary, and his bottom lips were quivering. Kylan finally repeated, "Yes." Immediately afterwards, Jonah stormed past him to the bedroom, grabbed a bag and filled his clothes in it. Kylan did nothing but remain where he stood, and Jonah returned with a bag of clothes over his shoulders. He stepped past Kylan, "You can stay here, it's fine. Don't contact me." With that said, he slammed the door shut and disappeared. Feb 15. 2019 - 1k
Stop That Hacker! UNEDITED VERSION (2020) by KatherineYork7
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The Devil's den; a notorious hangout for high school seniors, computer geniuses and competitive gamers. And a home to the most feared hacker between the students. Not the place for an innocent young highschooler to find themselves in. Francy's oldest brother is one to be a regular and he made her swear neither she nor his other siblings would ever under any circumstances come near that place. But when Francy's cat gets into a painting accident, she rushes to her nearest brother for help, straight into the Devil's den. Only instead of her brother, she meets the Devil himself. And just so it happens he has a soft spot for cats.
Chase You by frozenrainfall
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• Wattpad Featured Story • Flynn Hopper didn't know what to expect when he started going to university. Boring lectures, cocky dudes, touchy girls and annoying roommates, he finally decides it's time to start afresh, by dropping out and unexpectedly coming face to face with his high school enemy, who he had once been hopelessly in love with. ; Disclaimer: Swearing, sexual themes and darkness. • This is a spin off to Smitten With Him. Although it is not compulsory to read that story first, it would be helpful so you can get a better idea of the relationship between the two •