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Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?

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Perry has been with OWCA since he was a baby, and he has been at the top of his game since day one. If he had a dollar for every time someone called him OWCA's best agent, the Flynn-Fletchers would never have to work a day in their lives. Which is why he can't believe his ears when Major Monogram assigns him to Dr. Heinz fucking Doofenshmirtz. Perry may just be a platypus, but that doesn't mean he has to sit there and take everyone's bullshit, and he's going to make sure everyone knows it.

im am here to show you a sexual theme of a lifetime, you will see the star-cross lovers fall into deep despair. will a simple blowy solve all the problems? with their friendship at stake, who will survive this scary tale, of-sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

this is a joke story (cover art is mine) #95 in fanboy (6-29-22) #2 in chumchum (2-26-23)

Toopy wants to try something fun, but Binoo already has something up his sleeve.

You and the Kratt brothers been best friends since high school.Unfortunately,You went with your brother,B/N,to Africa.You three lost touch.After 5 year,you are in the forest where you study animals and you are lonely.Then,you and Martin meet each other again and you finally can be with your best friends again.However,your feelings for them comes back again.This might be the last chance to choose who and tell him your feelings. I Don't Own the Wild Kratts TV Show!

Trump x Biden Hanahaki AU Sorry if the grammar is incorrect at times. English isn't my first languange, so please bare with me :))

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"