The definitive Canon-Compliant Charlie POV Midday Clouds sees Twilight's true hero, Forks Chief of Police Charlie Swan, grapple with newfound fatherhood, an alarming homicide rate, the haunting memories of his lost love, and that damn Cullen boy, Edwin -- all while staying true to the source material, a la Midnight Sun. "Wait, what? Why would anyone do this?" - a reader. "No, I obviously can't publish this." - a highly-regarded publishing company. "Can we sue?" - Stephanie Meyers, probably. New chapters every Friday at noon!

"It's these headaches," he said. "All day, everyday. I can't think or sleep. I need them gone." - You started with making small circles on his crown, careful to not disturb his curls. His hair felt like silk against your skin, and you noticed that it smelled like citrus. - It made your stomach flutter to know that Kylo Ren, powerful leader of the First Order, found relief from his pain at the source of your touch.