Author : Stylophile A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities.

This one is not my story! The Lip-Lock Jinx, a jinx that renders the victim mute that can only be undone in two ways: if the caster reverses the spell on the victim, or if the victim serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he gets jinxed by Ginny Weasley and that he's in love with Draco Malfoy.

The ancient myth of Icarus; reimagined. Icarus is a young man longing to be a hero, living in his father's shadow. Throughout his life, sunlight is the cause of his temptation, haunting and luring him in through the form of a glorious son of Apollo. As the old tale goes, one day, that temptation will lead him to his destruction.

"Who the fuck are you?" said the boy. "Who the fuck are you?" countered Faith. "I asked first." "And I asked second." There was a tense silence. And thenㅡ "James! There's a girl in your living room!" *** When Faith Potter gets expelled from Beauxbatons, all hell breaks loose at Hogwarts. Join Faith as she unravels secrets that were meant to be kept hidden, pranks that will leave memories and a journey of friendship and love. (previously known as little potter.) (non-canon compliant. this means i'm saying f*ck you to joanne and writing things my way.) Book 1 of the 'MISFITS' series. Written by @astronomyblues. #1 in SPELLS #1 in SIRIUSBLACK #2 in MARAUDERSERA #2 in POTTER #3 in REMUSLUPIN #4 in MARAUDERS #27 in HUMOUR #61 in FANFICTION #68 in FUNNY #768 in LOVE