I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

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Death is ready to visit a new world! Based on the published novel and Wattpad sensation, Death is My BFF is now a webcomic! Experience the story like never before now only on WEBTOON! This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ****** (2014 WATTY AWARD WINNER!) The legendary Angel of Death has spared Faith Williams' divine soul. However, this merciful act comes at a price. When she turns eighteen, her soul and everything that she is, will belong to him. The problem? Faith's not going to hell without a fight. Death isn't the only creature that has taken notice in her uniqueness. Demons, monsters, one vengeful demi-god, and a notorious playboy are all wrecking havoc on her life. Torn between two worlds, Faith must decide once and for all whom she can trust, and whom she can allow herself to love, before all of hell breaks loose. Even if it means striking another deal with Death. * * * FAQ: HELLO, YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON! :) You CAN read this story without reading the Original Death series. DEATH IS MY BFF REWRITTEN is a total rewrite of the first draft of "Death is My BFF", which I wrote when I was 14. The ORIGINAL series is on my profile, but it does not line up with this book. Again, the book you are currently on is "Death is My BFF Rewritten," which is part of the Rewritten Death Chronicles, and this book does not line up with the original Death series. Again, the Rewritten Death Chronicles will share similarities to the original series, but should be considered a SEPARATE from the series I wrote when I was 14! Please enjoy!!!!! Xoxo, Katarina E. Tonks * * * JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR THE DEATH SERIES!!! (Thank me later!!! LOL.) https://www.facebook.com/groups/308207282529485/

" ... my mother was a trained killer and you want me to follow in her footsteps. Forgive me if it takes a while for me to wrap my head around that ... "

We won't ever know if tomorrow will be the same as yesterday, if anything will be the same again. But maybe...just maybe.. I don't want it to be the same. Maybe I want to survive. Our days are numbered. (Zombie apocalypse)

**DISCONTINUED!** I have a revised version of this story up, so check that one out! :) Sally, mute from a freak accident from her birth, is the alpha's daughter. Because of her disability, her father' has always kept her within the pack. Sally has never questioned it and just follows what her father tells her. But when a neighboring alpha comes by and turns out to be her mate, her father has no choice but to let her go with him. it's only then that Sally really realized the true dangers her world has to offer her, especially being connected to two of the strongest alphas in the world.