Phan Oneshots

Idk oneshots I write about phan xx

Mean Bands (Bandom version of Mean Girls)

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself...

Controlled by a Phan Girl

The author has no clue that she isn't just writing a Phan fiction...

Gene Therapy - Phan

Phan AU: Mutant, and proud. Concept based X-Men but not really a crossover + no characters from X-men included. You can absolutely read this with no prior knowledge of the movies/comics. Sci-fi, powers, adventure and a healthy dose of drama. Random genetic mutations occur, some unnoticeable and others catastrophic. If...

Phan oneshot collection

All the oneshots I write which you should 100% read as they're what I'm best at

Reply plz

A mixture of conversations between Dan and Phil by texts. Enjoy.

Take me to church (Book 1)

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of...

Two of a kind (phan and kickthestickz)

Phil doesn't have a best friend in his life. That is, until Dan turns up at his school. They become close and Phil finds out that Dan has a twin brother, but hates to talk about him. It's not until Phil comes over to Dan's house that he finds out why.

Freak (Troyler AU)

What if you could hear them? The thoughts they deigned not reasonable enough to say out loud, the things not suitable for even a giggly teenage gossip conversation. Would it be a blessing or a curse? Troye, the unlucky teenager bestowed with this 'gift', thinks of it as a curse, with good reason. Do you know how hard...

Human - phan

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with ki...

Werewolf || Phan

This is a short story about Dan Howell and Phil Lester - they are in a werewolf pack called the 'Solar Eclipse'. They find out they are mates but a disaster occurs which sets them apart and distances Dan from every one else. Hope you like it. Cover artist: @Lionluver12 ~HelloAnonymousWriter~

Grim Reaper // phan

Book 1 in the Grim Reaper trilogy! Dan's just like any other person out in the world. Except he's a Reaper, someone who decides whether or not a person should die. He's had this job for as long as he remembers, and is never bothered by what he does. But when he is sent to judge Phil Lester, his life becomes harder and...

Mistake (Misfit/Freak AU)

This started as a oneshot named "Misfit/Freak Oneshot" published at three in the morning, based off of my favorite author's AU. After receiving crazy amounts of attention, I wrote another part. Now, a year later, I'm adding two more parts and giving it a makeover. The new title is Mistake, and parts of the earlier wri...

Not On Fire (Phan AU)

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

Phan one shots

All my Phan one shots! Please feel free to send me an idea! I recognised that Phan is not real and all that stuff, all my content is in no way meant to offend Dan or Phil cuz I love them and stuff. IF YOU WANT TO USE ANY OF MY STORY IDEAS ASK ME FIRST OR GIVE ME CREDIT AND INFORM ME THAT YOU HAVE USED MY IDEA

Phan One Shots

A collection of Phan One Shots with some occasional kickthestickz :D It also contains RPs, song fics and prompts. WARNING: Smut, angst, some trigger warnings If you want to read them on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/helloanonymouswriter Cover artist: @Lionluver12 ~ HelloAnonymousWriter ~

Le Cirque de la Lumière - Phan

~Written with @TheUntoldTales -DanXPhil~ When the Cirque de la Lumière comes to town, Dan is in for the most magical experience of his life. One night isn't nearly long enough, and all too soon the circus packs up and moves on, leaving Dan only with the memory of the magic and the magicians he met there. Mysterious PJ...

Misfit (Phan AU)

Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts...

In Between // phan

Book 2 in the Grim Reaper trilogy! After Phil gets rejected by the Highers in his request to be a Reaper, him and Dan decide to live in the human world together. But when Dan's friend, PJ, tells him that the Highers want him back, and are willing to accept Phil, Dan is honestly quite happy to be going back. After the...

Swapped || Phan

Phil's always had it the same way. Comes to school, gets tormented by Dan and his friends, leaves, and repeats. Dan is a popular boy at his school, he gets every girl he wants, is the captain of every sports team, has lots of friends, and is the worst person in the world to Phil. Phil is a geek who would much rather s...