If you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)

Simons and Baz are both drunk, and decided to go back to their dorm after a thrilling game of truth or dare that Baz didn't really want to be at. Thanks to @snowbaziswild on tumblr for this idea. TW: alcohol, sexually suggestive content and course language. (If there's anything that I missed please let me know:)) (Completed)

Person a and b of the OTP. But who's who?