John stays on the meteor instead of Dave, and it is boring. Everyone except the one person he wants to talk to talks to him. He just needs some way to get the nubby-horned troll he desires to talk to him, and when he does get that he wonders if maybe he wants more than to just talk to Karkat.

Anteriormente: Tormenta en el Teseo. John elige la carne. Esto sin duda causa en un montón de caos y resultados insatisfactorios para todos, incluyendo la muerte del mismo. Todos menos Dirk Strider, quién está dispuesto a seguir con su plan de mantener la relevancia de la narrativa, convirtiéndose en el antagonista. Desgraciadamente, John le tira un "I lived, bitch." y se propone poner de cabeza el escenario en que Dirk jugaba al titiritero con él y todos los demás como sus marionetas. Alternativamente: John vuelve de la muerte para patearle el trasero a Ult. Dirk, y tal vez besarse con él.

It's just a reader insert with your and Dave really. Plot? Meh, it's just days in your life with Dave and other people Your gonna hate me at some point :3 enjoy

Deaf Dirk X John Dirk suffers from many things, being lonely and unable to listen to another. Or anything really. He is struggling and needs someone to move in with him in order to be his caretaker for after he gets his surgery to be able to hear. John works in a cafe and notices that Dirk comes in so often but never interacts with anyone. Even that he looks ever so depressingly out the window as if waiting for someone. So John does the only logical thing to do- move in. John himself, is going to college but thankfully has everything online. Which is perfect to be able to care for Dirk and help him smile. Even if it is only for a second. Finally got the source of this beautiful Picture I use for the cover. His Instagram is @jay_aye_y ✌

Karkat's entire life was going to change after his father won the lottery. "A private island", he said. He never said they weren't alone. I'm updating the story, since I wrote it last in 2017. Art credit to Ikimaru. Contains curse words and mentions of depression.

dave and dirk get kicked out of there home in Texas. so they go to live in england with some cousins. they didn't go by air but by ship and while at sea a bad storm sank the ship and the two boys get rescued by .....a merman?!

First fanfiction for Demonstuck! John and Dave. What happens when john sneaks into Dave's house late at night?

After reading my old January Davekat fanfic, I'm gonna write a new one. Here we go again. /// NOTE: There is NO smut or sadstuck whatsoever, so if anyone is here for those things I do not recommend reading. Thank you tho

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Original Description: dirkjakedirkjakedirkjakedirkjake A fanfiction in which my 13 year old self cultivated into my most viewed book... oh man ...nu....number 60 in homestuck? D: I.....