BING BONG

Warning: contains vore, touching tips, h*nd h*lding and s*x.

this is wgat you get for being a dio fucker

Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them

You find yourself in a room with a man, a beautiful blonde with a chiseled chest, who has a surprise in store for you. I wrote this because I ate a honey bun and thought "Fuck i want funny valentine from JJBA to force feed me honey buns until I cry" and so i wrote a fanfiction about it

A tragic tale of betrayal, taxes, poverty, and cheese.

:D

Creeper Aw man

La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.