Naruto has a terrible night for the second or third time in his life, and it changes his life for the better. (Cover drawing by me)

Memes.

Naruto is a boy who has been abused by his village. To reduce the number of beatings he is forced to endure, he pretends to be a happy go lucky dead last idiot. Secretly though, he trains with Kurama to become strong. After he graduates he lets go of his mask, tired of having to pretend to be happy. Kakashi, Naruto's teacher, can't understand why this child is so different from the file. As time passes, Kakashi finds himself growing closer to the boy who's eyes look older than they should.

Naruto a happy and smiling Kindergarten teacher, adores Shikadai Nara and then Eventually falls for his father Shikamaru Nara. Cute little short story.

Read to find out~

*i do not own Naruto* Ever since the incident on October 10th when Lord Fourth and Lady Kushina died to protect the village by putting the Nine Tails in there only son, Naruto Uzumaki was then put in the care of the Third Hokage. Sarutobi was often busy dealing with his worst nemesis... *Cue dramatic pause* PAPERWORK!!! Naruto only being 3 years old at the time decided to take a walk around the village. But suddenly all hell broke loose... he was almost beaten to death by the villagers but someone rescued him just in time. Who is this nice young man? *Naruto Uzumaki is a smart kid, he dodges ANBU regularly ever since he pick pocketed a ANBU at the age of two. All new ANBU's would try to catch Naruto... none have succeeded so far. Naruto becomes ANBU head at the age of four and is forced to go to the academy at the age of seven. Naruto agrees, though still angry at the old man decides that he will be a pain in the ass and put up a 'happy no worry' mask. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT Follow Naruto Uzumaki as he deals with very hard times. *Oops forgot about this part. Hope you still like it.

what if on the night naruto learned the shadow clone jutsu from the forbidden scroll he also learned another forbidden jutsu???. and what if that forbidden jutsu was the Edo tensei jutsu???. how would konoha react when naruto brings back the other 3 Hokage's and his mother after learning the secret to bypass the sacrificial part of the Edo tensei with shadow clones???. let's start the story and find out. I don't own naruto or anything else related to the anime and manga series. their property of masashi kishimoto. I only own the plot twist.

Mainly a book to express my desires. Weird weird desires where naruto is usually the center of the universe. Because why not. Btw; I don't own naruto in any way, if I did, it wouldn't be this popular.

Kyuunaru. Team 7 has an interesting mission with Naruto's boyfriend. (By Itachi Uchiha)

No one loved him. How could they? He was a freak, an outcast, and a demon. How could someone love him? No human could every love him. That's where the demon comes in... Main shipping: male Kyuubi x Naruto ⚠Very OOC Naruto and Kyuubi⚠ ⚠Contains: sex, language, blood⚠ ⚠You have been warned.⚠ I do not owe Naruto in any shape or form. If I did, Gaara and Naruto would be sucking their faces off (don't judge me).