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Disclaimer-In this AU relationships may or may not be happening. such as Gerpol and Canada x Ukraine in this story America hosts a party at his house. of course, he wants to do something stupid and they decide to sleepover at a "haunted" house in the neighbourhood. little do they know they made the wrong decision. . . can they fix it in time? nobody knows. Don't mind the shitty art on the cover. I can't really draw =/ Anyways welcome to my shitty book where everyone may or may not be murdered/tortured.

the sequel to obama legings. you and obama are married, but more werewolf adventures await!!!!! omg

Buzz Buzz motherfuckers 🐝🐝

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Adventurers Quack, Overdue, and Freedom McUncleSam travel over the world to capture the orange farming heathen, Greg, and her assistant, Pauch.

slurp up that water boi

It is World War Two. As he arrives in North Africa with the rest of the US soldiers, Banana Man can't help but feel lost in this new terrain. Thankfully, there's a friendly face as he meets a rather odd German man named Homophobic Waiter who SWEARS he's not a German spy. The two become fast friends and through their journey uncover new meanings to friendship, family, and most importantly, love.

Paris is the city of love, and this is especially true for Ratalouis, the rat member of One Direction. When he meets the gorgeous aristocRATic Eleanor (who's also a rat), their worlds are turned upside down. This isn't just a cheesy romance, though; the rodent pair faces ups and downs as they go through tribulations and learn about what it means to be on the journey of life. So get ready to stay Up All Night reading this tale of love, philosophy, music, drama, abortion, free will, cheese, and affairs. And keep an eye out for the cameos of your favorite One Direction boys! *This story is based on the characters in a fanfic by Ratatouille123 **Also, here's a playlist based on this story: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7A5XQg7VgeK9TEStrFdbgU?si=8623b02d353645c6

The sequel to LGBTQ+ Problems. Highest Rank: #4 in Non-Fiction