Wattband Oneshots
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Countryhumans Murder Mystery
Disclaimer-In this AU relationships may or may not be happening. such as Gerpol and Canada x Ukraine in this story America hosts a party at his house. of course, he wants to do something stupid and they decide to sleepover at a "haunted" house in the neighbourhood. little do they know they made the wrong decision...
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obama legings 2: obama pants
the sequel to obama legings. you and obama are married, but more werewolf adventures await!!!!! omg
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Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
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The Orange Chronicles
Adventurers Quack, Overdue, and Freedom McUncleSam travel over the world to capture the orange farming heathen, Greg, and her assistant, Pauch.
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The War Goes On - APH Banana Man x APH Homophobic Waiter
It is World War Two. As he arrives in North Africa with the rest of the US soldiers, Banana Man can't help but feel lost in this new terrain. Thankfully, there's a friendly face as he meets a rather odd German man named Homophobic Waiter who SWEARS he's not a German spy. The two become fast friends and through their j...
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Ratalouis' Extreme Feral Adventure
Paris is the city of love, and this is especially true for Ratalouis, the rat member of One Direction. When he meets the gorgeous aristocRATic Eleanor (who's also a rat), their worlds are turned upside down. This isn't just a cheesy romance, though; the rodent pair faces ups and downs as they go through tribulations a...
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Oh Dear, I'm Queer! {Completed}
The sequel to LGBTQ+ Problems. Highest Rank: #4 in Non-Fiction
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The Thirst
Sydnie's life had gotten a little ... predictable. She went to the same boring job every day and had the same boring conversations until a mysterious stranger showed up and changed everything. What was his secret? Perhaps it had something to do with the Strawberry Watermelon Wendy's beverage he was constantly sipping...
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THE ISLAND OF TRUTH PROJECT S.I.P.
Agent Ava Rex, a member of Project S.I.P. infiltrates a tropical civilization to uncover the secrets of a medicines man's truth serum. A master of interrogative techniques, she is shocked to find herself on the opposite end of the interrogation when she is captured. But she can't contain her secrets after ingesting wh...
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The Final Straw(berry Lemonade)
After breaking up with her high school sweetheart, Jessica begins to question herself and loses all hope of ever finding love. Fortunately, as fate would have it, she discovers the martial art of muay thai and not only regains her confidence, but also discovers what really matters: herself.
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The Forbidden Fruit Tea
Courtney Craig is done with dating. Done, that is, until she goes on a weekend trip to Tampa and meets the love of her life. Unfortunately for her, the love of her life is also the love of someone else's life... her old roommate's sister's ex-boyfriend Jean-Paul. Drama ensues when both Courtney and Jean-Paul vie for t...
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The Lemonade Charade
They say "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, what do you do when life gives you a pink slip for no reason? Laura Saunders was unjustly let go from her job as an accountant at a big-name firm. Now, she's out to get revenge. Because sometimes in life, you need to balance the sweetness with a little sour.
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Love, Limeade and Deception.
Sheila was in love with Edward, there was no doubt about it. Their shared passion for Wendy's Limeade created an unbreakable connection ... or so she thought. Edward had begun acting suspicious, and Sheila was determined to get to the bottom of it. But what she found could make even the sweetest love story go sour.
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Zodiac Trials ✔️
Thirteen constellations. Twelve kingdoms. One unforgivable incident. The zodiacs have been kicked out of their kingdoms, and now they're trying to re-create their broken friendship. One unlikely hero decides to unite the zodiacs once again while trying to escape her most recent trauma, and a past with pieces missing f...
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Severus Snape, professor and lover
Oh god.. Do yourself a favor and do not read this. I don't own this story, you should be able to find the original if you google it.
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Ratalouis (A Louis Tomlinson fanfic with a twist)
This is the story of Ratalouis. Ratalouis is a small rat with a big love for Eleanor, the most beautiful and artistocratic rat in all of Paris. Ratalouis knows that Eleanor is out of his league, for he is just a fat rat who lives in a dumpster; and she is a goddess. Read on to follow Ratalouis on his great journey to...
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❝𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫?❞ • a collection of poetry •
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DRAPPLE
Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND...
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Skyline || A Revived Zodiac Applyfic
"Welcome to the city of Hong Kong." "Woah, what's that tall building over there?" "Why, it's the Institute, of course." We miss you Confusion <3
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Zodiac High!!!1!1!one!!!!1!1!
Dis iz my furst buk so don't judge me!!!!1!1!1!!! Also piscecevscecscce x scorpeeo is otp!!!
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Another Zodiac Story (Archived)
Disclaimer: This story contains: -12 poorly written characters who unironically dab -One bag of potato chips that breaks the laws of physics -A fish named Charlie -No fourth wall -Guys look I hacked the author's account LIONS FOR LIFE -LEO -LEO LEO LEO -Narcissistic much? -Shut up Aries you wish you were this fabulou...
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Wandas sonic boom
Ever watched the magic school bus? Well this is a dumb fic written off a meme! (added photo and cover) it takes place right after it...
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Mystery boi, with the pretty hair.
so lyk, i found harry stiles in ma house, and we luv eachoter. BUT TURNS OUT HE IS A BAD BOI VANPIR! Plz kep in mind taht tis is mah first storeh ware i tri to be srs, so sory if ther are a lot of unexpectd tings goin on.
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