Stay real half of this is author notes not worth it but you should read anyways the first few chapters are complete garbage but i promise you just skip past because it DOES get better🙏

↪❝ you like me? yikes. ❞ ↪❝ i thought the same thing. it's like we're soulmates. i'm a bit disappointed, though. ❞ ¦ a dreamnoblade oneshot book. ¦ some chapters MIGHT potentially end up as books. but maybe no. ✎ ... ˢˡᵒʷ ᵃˢˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵘᵖᵈᵃᵗᵉˢ .

tw: drug abuse alcohol abuse mentions of sex religious trauma possibly smut (will be warning) top!technoblade bottom!dream. most people won't read this cause they're not into technodream but who cares. songs named at the beginning of the chapter. any lowercase intended. !!!NOT BASED ON REAL PEOPLE. ONLY CHARACTERS. REAL NAMES WILL BE USED BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ITS THEM. !!! all are over 18 unless specified.

haha don't mind me cover art was made by @sunquids on instagram c: I don't consistently upload lol I don't ship the irl people, i'm just shipping their internet personas I hope you enjoy :)

❝ 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒔𝒎𝒂 // 𝒔𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊'𝒎 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 ❞ in which i write abt whatever the fuck i want disclaimer: i will not take down any chapters unless i see fit, so please do not comment telling me to do so. you will be ignored

hi this has lots of smut cause that's all i know how to write and y'all are HORNY for it but uh there's plenty of fluff and angst too probably dunno haven't wrote it yet looking for rairpairs? exclusive nsfw art? fluffy smut? weird kinks? *ahem* occasionally extremely cursed shit i come up with at three am? we got it all, and even if we don't have it, i take any requests! (paused) don't like it? don't read it! don't spread it around! let it exist within it's sad little corner, not bothering you. there's plenty of other books for you, i promise. and ffs, don't share this with any ccs. it's really that simple 🤍 (ft.) Skeppy, A6D, BadBoyHalo, F1NN5TER, Technoblade, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap, TapL, Wilbur Soot, Illumina, Zelkam, spifey, jschlatt, imasquidkid, Fundy +more!

This is a Dreamnoblade story. Please keep in mind that I do not ship them as real people , only their characters! I own the cover of this book , background from Pinterest. DREAM SMP AU In which Dream's choice for picking a team will change everything. His relationship with his friends in the other team , his most close ones and etc. But it isn't his fault.. It never will be his fault. Everything is explained in the prologue with more details. I hope you'll like this story :)

dreamnoblade is rarer than a YouTube comment thread without toxic people in it so here's a oneshot book. updates won't be very consistent because of school starting in a few months (hopefully) and the unbelievable amount of drafts I'm already trying to finish :) start date: 06/21/20 "10/10, would recommend" -ur mum i also forgot to mention that this is just for fun :) ive gotten like three pms saying that im forcing ships on these two. i can assure you that im not doing that in any way. forcing ships on people is bad so pls don't

"teach me to love just to let me go." cover by @simpwithagun AS OF 24/9/2020, I HAVE BEGUN WRITING ONLY PLATONIC MATERIAL, AS TECHNO SAID HIMSELF THAT SHIPPING IS CRINGE. As of 24/5/21 -- Incomplete - Discontinued

During the war of the DreamSMP kingdom and the soon to be kingdom of L'Manberg, a mysterious assassin shows up by the name of technoblade. He joins L'Manberg, despite knowing that they are against Dream. What happens when they send him to go spy on the team?