When Jiang Minghuan opened his eyes, he wasn't just in another world, he was in the opening scene of a cultivation novel. Even worse, he'd become the kind of extra who dies before the third chapter. In the original story, "Cannon Fodder Jiang" was a pitiful background character who shielded the protagonist from the villain Pei Jingyuan's sword, lost his cultivation, and died in despair. But this time around, Minghuan isn't planning to go down with the script. After discovering that his "useless" body belongs to a filthy-rich young master with a family fortune big enough to drown in gold, he makes a wise (and lazy) decision, play along with fate, survive long enough to collect his inheritance, and live a good life far away from plotlines and protagonists. Unfortunately, fate - or rather, the villain - has other ideas. Instead of chasing the protagonist, Pei Jingyuan suddenly changes course, grabs Minghuan by the chin, and says with a terrifying calm: "I'll come marry you in three days. Be prepared." Minghuan: "...Excuse me???" --- Years later, the tables turn. The once-feared villain is scarred, broken, and stripped of his power. But just when he returns for revenge, a mysterious voice echoes in his mind- ["Ah, tragic villain moment incoming. If only this guy hadn't tried to force a marriage, he could've had his redemption arc!"] ["Oof, he still looks good, though. Should I root for him?"] Now the fallen villain can hear every snarky, unfiltered thought that Jiang Minghuan tries to keep to himself. A story of one transmigrator who just wants early retirement... and one villain who's determined to make him part of his revenge, redemption, and maybe, his heart.

Title: I Transmigrated as the Villainous Mother-in-Law and Slapped My Sons Awake Synopsis: Jiang Wanning transmigrated into a novel, straight into the role of the infamous villainous mother-in-law. In the book, she was the scumbag male lead's mother, the wicked mother-in-law of a noble family who helps a so-called 'white lotus' concubine torment the true heroine and ruined her own family's reputation. ...Not on her watch. Rolling up her sleeves, Jiang Wanning decided to do what readers could only dream of... slap sense into her sons. When her eldest wanted to marry that white-lotus concubine -Slap! The eldest son froze. "Mother... you hit me?!" Jiang Wanning: "You favor your concubine and destroy your wife? I'll slap you awake!" When her second left his pregnant wife to save a junior sister-Slap! The second son gaped. "Mother?!" Jiang Wanning: "Who told you to play hero when your wife is at home? I'll slap you awake!" When her youngest proudly introduced his battlefield savior-Slap! The youngest son was dumbfounded. "Mother?!" Jiang Wanning: "Even a savior can be mistaken. You're blind! I'll slap you awake!" ----- By the time the Marquis found himself holding a divorce letter in the dead of night, he was completely baffled. "I have no concubines, no junior sisters, and no saviors... Then why is Madam still divorcing me?!"

Alver Crossman knew that Cale Henituse is irredeemable trash. However, the first time he sees him, sitting calmly over the Northeastern without care for the world piqued his interest. His smiles were fake. His actions are different than his words. He's interested, that this Cale Henituse was definitely not trash. Until he found himself following his footsteps without knowing he's has fallen into a great scam... that's falling in love.

我打排球真的很弱 by 斯诺克 (Snooker) "But everyone thinks I am very strong." ---- Kobayashi Aotori, who was once an "ordinary person" in the volleyball club, has now transmigrated to become the "volleyball genius" who just defeated Kageyama. Deciding to stay away from the volleyball monsters, Kobayashi Aotori received an acceptance letter from Shiratorizawa. Kobayashi Aotori: "...Destroy it, I'm tired." ---- After delivering a deadly spike, the highly conspicuous Kobayashi Aotori seriously says, "I'm really very weak." Hinata: (loses color) Tendou: Oh my~ Aotori-chan is still good at sarcasm, just like in middle school~ Oikawa: (dark-faced) Damn genius. Kenma: ...Can't receive it, this spike could kill someone. ---- Kobayashi Aotori, who considers himself ordinary, is completely unaware of how terrifying he is in the eyes of the "protagonists" he has identified. This is the story of someone who thinks he's ordinary but is actually invincible, seeking the "protagonist" position he has always had. ---- Content Warning: The male lead and female supporting character interact more, but they won't end up together. If you mind, please don't enter. Essentially a comedy, don't fact-check, just enjoy the fun. P.S.: No romantic pairings throughout the story, and interactions with the opposite sex are that of regular friends. No romantic storyline, and the protagonist is invincible, engaging in intellectual battles with the air.

He who guides and creates. Cale Henituse, the young trash teacher, is in charge of the most important section of his life. He'll have a crash curse to get these jerks straightened out for college. "You want slacker life?" his father, the schoolteacher, asked. "Then prove to me that you can have it. If you turn your student's life around in one school year, I'll let you have your slacker life. I won't push you to succeed me as headmaster." Cale smiles as he prepares to deliver a shittrash education to them.

KIZIL EJDERİN KANI hikayesinin 2. kitabıdır. "Baba?" "Ben babamız değilim" diyerek Rein'e doğru bir adım attı Dha. Rein kaşlarını çattı. Babamız sözü kafasını karıştırmıştı. "O zaman.. sen kimsin?" "Ben senim."

【AUTHOR: VALLEYKEY】 ➤Source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36776911/chapters/91746943 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭: @ggss_cc on Twitter 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: The boy shifts on his feet. "The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?" Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. "Satoru," he says, dangerous edge to his voice, "what did you do?" Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. "...Whoops?" "I," Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, "am this close to mass murder." He's joking. Probably. ///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from. --- 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: 1. "Getou Suguru is His Own Warning" is a blanket warning for homicidal thoughts, genocidal thoughts, intrusive thoughts, use of "monkey" as a derogatory term, bad mental health, feelings of inferiority, bad eating habits, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, and probably more 2. THERE WILL BE NO ROMANCE BETWEEN ADULT GOJO AND TEEN SUGURU! Regardless of Gojō's relationship with his own timeline's Getō, Gojō views Suguru as a child. He doesn't view him in a romantic or sexual way at all. And teen Suguru is only interested in his own Satoru. 3. All characters and relationships are roughly tagged in order of page-time/importance. So, like, don't read this because you're super excited for megumi content or something 4. this fanfic dubiously fits the "Graphic Depictions Of Violence" archive warning. I decided not to tag it because it's not even half as graphic as the source material itself, but there are a few broken bones and strangling in later chapters. 5. Nobamaki is the only side pairing, and does not feature heavily at all. 6. You should be spoiler-safe to read this if you've read the Shibuya arc! there will be no references to anything beyond it :)

"Bokuto why are both of you sitting in the freezer?" "It's hot." "So... you thought sitting in the freezer would be a good idea?" "Yeah" "Smart. Move over"

Class 1-A is just having a normal day in the dorms after class until they're kidnap- I mean teleported into a theater where they, some of their teachers, the big 3, Eri, and one other person watch the story of a Middle School Esper and his journey. (Takes place after the school festival arc)

❝I look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit.❞ ❝Can you just fuck off, please?❞ In which James takes up singing musical songs to Margot, until she falls in love with him. {Marauders modern au} {Plot by benvolioandmercutio}