a young man by the name of john egbert stands alone in his bedroom, pissed as fuck because his roommate terezi and dirk strider are on his couch, watching fucking my little pony. we follow john's thoughts and feels as dirk just just keeps popping up more and more in his life. ships appeared: dirkjohn, jadenep, vrisrezi, rosemary, davekat (i cant stand writing straight ships lol) terezi and nepeta are nonbinary and are written with they/them pronouns. multiple characters are lgbt, but their not all labeled or have all of their pronouns written out. my writing is all in lowercase, but it is grammatically correct and coherent. chats written like they're on pesterchum are written like the respective characters. formatting for pesterchats change to adapt for the fact theres no text colors on here. cover credit: senyaluz on tumblr (no relation to the story, just one of my favorite artists) bonus creds: my lovely bf for writing pesterchats with me, being my john, and helping with planning and ideas. also creds to my bestfriend for being resident rose! im happy to have kinnies on board to help with proper characterization. note: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (obviously). their hussies and i simply improved them.

UNDER SERIOUS REVISION Suddenly, Takao found himself having sex with Midorima, his teammate, partner, the very person he admires, and that's all there is to it... Or is there more to Takao's feelings that even he is unaware of...? Experienced Mido X "Virgin" Taka DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kuroko No Basket nor any of its characters A/N: Even though this is an "Epilogue", i did not write the main part of the story, yet. But you can read it as a separate story, and it won't affect the reading experience of the main story. I originally just wanted to write a smut to satisfy my ever-burning fujoshi soul, but now, I got an idea for the actual plot. But considering how slow i am at writing, i wouldn't expect it any time soon... But, i hereby promise to myself, it will happen :3