when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

You know it is is Cannon.

for the lolzzzz :) btw i added more one shots of the haikyuu characters too, read Chapter 'New one shots' for more info :) fyi i wasn't 'on' anything when i wrote this ITS MY NORMAL TRAIN OF THOUGHT HAHSHAHAHDJAH