Y/N loved cooking. She got an internship with Gordon Ramsay. One day, Y/N sees Gordon Ramsay and she stares in awe. That day is the day Y/N fell in love with Gordon Ramsay. The day she called him, Daddy Ramsay. #6 in simoncowell #13 in ramsay

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

I deeply apologise for this book.

go away bitch i made this only for halima🥺👍🏼

The title. TW- Homophobia - Transphobia - Fatphobia - Ableism - Biphobia Will update as I go along

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Just some cursed bnha photos and Memes

SO BASICALLY UM SQIDWARD IS IN LABOUR AND SHREK IS BY HIS SIDE HELPING H!M THROUGH THE GRUELING JROURNEY OF BORTH