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Sex and Death in Skeleton City by Jazzua
Sex and Death in Skeleton City
Jazzua
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  • Parts 29
Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]
Winter (Snow White, No. 2 Modern Prince Series) by moudenes
Winter (Snow White, No. 2 Modern Prince Series)
moudenes
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  • Parts 9
Winter, the heir of the Noble fashion legacy, takes refugee in a pet pension where seven ladies hide him from his egocentric and vain stepfather.
Seasons by x-Rockstars-x
Seasons
x-Rockstars-x
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  • Parts 1
This is the bio book for the season~ Enjoy
Champions of the Zodiac - Zodiac Signs Personified by Meloncho1y
Champions of the Zodiac - Zodiac Signs Personified
Meloncho1y
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  • Parts 1
Diana never believed in the zodiac signs, not truly. But her world was flipped on its head when strange occurrences were happening; she encountered a person donning medieval clothing passed out, a strange glowing tattoo embedded on their hand.
Orchestrated Chaos by fierceflutists
Orchestrated Chaos
fierceflutists
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  • Parts 2
"My reed's chipped!" "What wrong note? We're always right!" "OMG, the low brass is SO loud!" Welcome to Treble Academy, an incredibly small school for personified instruments. And yes, there's a lot of "treble". The trumpets and clarinets are always fighting, the flutes and oboes case drama, the low brass plays absurdly loud, the cellos play around, and the violins complain. There's lots going on. And oh, is it chaotic.
Balloon Animals by moudenes
Balloon Animals
moudenes
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  • Parts 28
Tania Martin, an overwhelmed children's events stylist, needed an assistant. The only person who applied for the job was Devin Cole, a former adult film star, who needed the position to regain the shared custody of his five-year-old daughter. The catch? Tania has no idea about Devin's background, and he will do everything he can to keep it a secret.
Babysitting The Bad Boy by exxxyR
Babysitting The Bad Boy
exxxyR
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{#1 in teenagers} {#2 in fiction} {#2 in popular} "You better not tell anyone about this." "Aw why not? I'm sure your fandom of desperate girls would love to know that their precious prince charming needs a babysitter." I smile innocently back at his death glare. "I'm serious, nerd. I could make your life hell." ------------------------------------------------------------ Marnie Jones is an ordinary 11th grader. Her only intentions are to get good grades and save money for college with her babysitting job. Everything is going to plan. Until she gets a job babysitting the high school bad boy, Zeke Blakely. The two come from complete different social groups, and Marnie automatically hates Zeke and his big ego and cocky attitude. He's a player. He's dangerous. He's reckless. She's safe with an overthinking problem. As the two are seen hanging around school together, attention gets drawn to Marnie. Which she hates. But she also catches the eye of a handsome jock, too. And why, you ask, does a 17 year old boy need a babysitter? You'll have to read to find out. WARNING: contains vulgar language and mature scenes.
She Becomes A Passive Villainess-NOT! by HalloweenGodspell
She Becomes A Passive Villainess-NOT!
HalloweenGodspell
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  • Parts 125
Falling into the fiery hell she created must've been the perfect way for her to die. The other woman would then become the heroine that saved the town's people from the mad queen that burnt half of the population down and the duke would become the hero that protected the heroine. They would then be wed and have little children. They would live happily in the new world that they would create after vanquishing the evil queen. They would then lead the people unto a prosperous era of peace. Just... Where?... Where did I go wrong? When I am reborn, will you please give me a simple life?
Being Undead by AdeAlaoOluwaferanmiA
Being Undead
AdeAlaoOluwaferanmiA
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  • Parts 25
Sleep, wake and work have always been the centre of Laura Wall's life. One of the most talented Medical Examiners in New York City, Laura is no stranger to the dead- not that she's ever believed the many strange tales surrounding them- Well, she's about to be in for a very big surprise. Laura has the highest knowledge there is to be had of the dead, but can she survive a lifelong course in being un-dead? Please don't forget to like, vote, comment, and share with your friends :-*
The Celebrity Hunger Games by louleecutie
The Celebrity Hunger Games
louleecutie
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  • Parts 59
Have you ever wanted to see all of your favourite celebrities in The Hunger Games? The 24 tributes are the celebrities we all know and love, but are also a bunch of people who volunteer or are picked for the Games. And as the stories between the tributes develop, who will fall in love, who will fight to the death, and who will win? Read to find out!