Me: You sneaky bitch, you thought I wouldn't notice my precious blueberry muffins going missing one by one, well let me tell you this Park Minji, i'm coming for your throat hide ur coochie hair Unknown: Sorry?... Me: ThAtS AlL YoU HaVe tO sAy?!? SORRY?!? Sorry my ass. We will see who's sorry when someone's coochie hair is taped on a barbie doll. Unknown: No... sorry, wrong number.. Read more to find out what happens next... _EEA2_ Highest ranks: #1 in suga (i cAnT bEliEve-) #1 in wrongnumber #1 in tae (yaLL-) #1 in jhope (JHOPPPEEEEEEE) #7 in rm ( eye-) #16 in jimin #1 in Jungkook ( OH MY FUC- I LITERALLY DIED-) #1 in bts #5 in jin ( WWH LETS GOOO) #1 in bangtan (💜) #75 in funny #53 in comedy #19 in jjk THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE THIS ❤️💜⭐️✨💜⭐️💜❤️✨⭐️💜⭐️💜

"Your eyes reminded me of someone. I fell for her because of it and it feels like I'm falling for it again." [short-chaptered multiseries]

"Noona... I love you." - kookie

❝She's a delicate little flower, hyung,❞ Jungkook grabs his leather jacket and slips it on. ❝And if anyone is going to hear sinful moans pass those innocent lips, it'll be me.❞ ════∘◦ ⬥ ◦ ⬦ ◦ ⬥ ◦∘ ════ ➺ 1950S AU ➺ greaser!Jungkook x soc!reader ➺ Started: Apr 14, 2019 || Completed: Jun 19, 2019 © tropicalxsabotage 2019 *i don't own any rights to the gifs, pictures, music, or videos used in this story*

A boy and his Noona

when you first slapped me and made my lips bleed ... I hated you

You were peacefully eating your salad and suddenly you got a text from a random number, and wow guess what? it was a snazzy meme Also this person helps me with everything @dear_idol so thank her for this crack too Highest ranking: Number 2 in Jungkook Number 1 in wow Number 1 in idol Number 1 in crackbook 😂😂 Number 1 in weird Number 1 in texting Number 2 in BTS Lovely cover by @Taepastell

"Watch where you're putting your hands, Agent Love." ♡|♡|♡ ♡|♡|♡ In which a love genie who sucks at names and a renegade government agent are put together. ©Kiki 2019© ➢AU ➢Romance/Action ➢Fantasy **Started: April 30, 2019** **Ended: August 24, 2019**

She has a virtual boyfriend and she calls him Glitch. "I was just bored when I started it but I ended up falling inlove with the guy inside my screen." 010120 021920

"That's my tattoo, Y/N, on your body. You know exactly what that means." BTS Jungkook x Reader tattoo artist AU gang AU Thanks and credits to all of the original artists of the amazing edits and fan arts, as well as the creator of the cover @namjoonkie and original artist @diatybx?❤️ Highest Ranking: [#1 in Fanfiction]