Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

So I ship Sans and Metta and I know what your thinking.... 'but Papyrus is such a better person for him!' and to that I say is 'GET DUNKED ON BECAUSE I DONT SHIP PAPPY AND THAT ROBOT!!! SO THERE' and I'm not sayn' you can't like the ship pappyton but I just have a different opinion on that ship so if you have a problem with that please for my sake and your if you dont like this book then move along! But for the people who ship Sans and Metta then come on we are going on a ride!!! Okay bye!!

UwU smol gay bois (this is satire)

Hope is yummy

THIS IS SERIOUSLY MY OTP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3