*PART 2* "A collection of lovely and strange words from all around the world." -xx

Fuck the people who talk shit about you. Also read the following: •Quotes etc. 1 •Funny Jokes •Quotes •Brain Teasers •Quotes etc. 2 Compiled By: @EllaQt DISCLAIMER: The following content you'll read inside the book is not mine. Credits to the RIGHTFUL owners. Source: Facebook, Twitter, Google, Youtube, Tumblr, etc.

These are the typical awkward moments you just can't help laughing at. I hope you enjoy the book and keep posting comments

:) This book is filled with the most stupid but smart jokes, puns, brain teasers and many more so if you're into stuff like that you're very likely to love this book!!! ;) :D

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

Si Rhian ay isang matalinong babae, eligante(Hindi higante ah). Bunsong anak sa dalawa nyang kuya na over protective sakanya. Maganda and HOT! Isa syang model pero habit nya lang to. Siguro kung titingnan sya physically ay almost perfect na sya. Yung bang mamamatay ka na sa inggit. Pero never pa syang nagkaroon ng boyfriend or M.U(malanding ugnayan) Pero sa pagka-perfect nya ay maiinlove lang sya sa isang sex addict na walang araw na hindi nakikipag-SEX. Let's start this lust story MY SEX ADDICT BOYFRIEND

**WINNER of The People's Choice Watty Award** Finn Harlow met his soulmate in kindergarten, but fate wasn't kind and she ended up marring his best friend. After years of watching in silent agony, he's certain he's met a girl who can finally mend his broken heart--until he finds her in the arms of her lover. In walks Holden Drake; dark, mysterious, and dripping in confidence. All the things Finn wishes he was. He promises to turn Finn into a modern-day Casanova and offers a guarantee that no woman will leave Finn again. But something about Holden doesn't seem right and the deeper Finn pries, the more he stumbles into a world of sex and scandal, leaving him forced to decide if he will risk it all to chase his first love, or succumb to the invitation and join Holden's club.

Giving you all the best banat, hugot, facts, patama and inspirational quotes you've never seen before. @therealmelvin