This is a FREE story with PAID bonus chapters. Lizzie and Parker couldn't be more opposite, except for their inability to sustain romantic relationships. They can't stand each other - but when they take on the challenge to date for thirty days to fix their horrible dating habits, the line between fake and real starts to blur... ***** Lizzie's relationships have never lasted a week. Parker's have never lasted more than two. But being dating disasters might be the only thing they have in common. Tired of their constant fighting, a mutual friend challenges them to date each other for thirty days. What they didn't expect was for the trial period to be so sweet. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Adam Budny

Opposites

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

Karl fucks himself with a can of monster ultra after struggling to forget Sapnap jokingly suggesting it. :) This is on ao3 by a anonymous person:)

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek