"This book speaks to anyone with a neurodivergent brain, that may feel like an alien here on earth. I swear Browning made me laugh and cry and question reality...sometimes all in the same sentence." -JD Todd, author The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it. Potto is dim-witted, extremely forgetful and incredibly naïve. He wasn't always this way. Aye-Aye is devilishly shrewd and has boozed his way into a comfortable existence of incompetence and sleaze. How they ended up being two of the most wanted aliens in the galaxy is anyone's guess. Chased down by every oddball bounty hunter in the known universe, and befriended by a libidinous assassin, a fire-breathing reptilian, and a telepathic tree, their misadventures take them past Earth (the mall planet), to a floating sex circus, a planet of killer stuffed animals, an underground spaceship impound lot, and to a planet of reasonably priced bungalows. All while flying around in a ship powered by the brain waves of a psycho killer. A great prophecy proclaims that only "one of light, and one of dark" can save the universe from the dictatorship of The Node. That can't be Potto and Aye...Potto doesn't know what the word prophecy means, and neither know how to spell it. Part sci-fi epic, part absurd dark comedy, I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room is a comment on human behavior, depression, anxiety, and self-esteem. But way more fun than that sounds. So, do up your space seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy ride. Despite the lack of potholes in space. (Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings: #1 Adventure #1 Action #1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi #1 Misadventures #1 Absurd #1 Mindbending And all because of YOU. Thank you. *Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.com Merch available at: www.theseanbrowning.come

A possible future in less than 500 words, if plastic wins. This was my entry for the WattPad/National Geographic #PlanetOrPlastic competition back in late 2018. It reached their Top 10 Submissions which, given that there appeared to be well over 5000 entries, was a very pleasant surprise! The competition itself had a limit of 500 words so, for those who keep asking if I intend continuing the story, the answer (for now!) is no - unless I can find a very good reason for adding any more. Many thanks to everyone reading and voting on this story and getting it to number 1 in the #sciencefiction category in May/June 2020! I did try to thank the voters individually on their pages but Wattpad have a daily limit on the number of times I'm allowed to do that and there are now too many of you (not that I'm complaining)! Here's the top 10 submissions page: https://www.wattpad.com/list/738243473-planetorplastic-top-10-submissions If you want to read the story in Polish please head over to https://www.wattpad.com/story/236405960-m%C4%85dro%C5%9B%C4%87-staro%C5%BCytnych-t%C5%82umaczenie-pl where @juliatlumaczy has done a fine job - thank you, Julia! @juliatlumaczy has now sent me a version of the cover she used for her Polish translation - thanks again, Julia! @alex_sokolova has also translated the story into Russian as well. You can read that here: https://www.wattpad.com/976002417-мудрость-древних - many thanks, Alex! We now have a third translation! @AlfonsoLucassen has kindly translated it into Spanish and you can find it here: https://www.wattpad.com/1063634347-la-sabidur%C3%ADa-de-los-antiguos

Lia Diaz is no ordinary 16 year old girl. But for the past 6 years she has been living a relatively ordinary life. That was until her Father found her. Six years ago Lia and her Mother ran away from Lia's Father. Why? Well, because he's the leader of Family Vincentini, which also means he's the leader of the Mafia. Lia despises her father and what he does, so when he kidnaps her and takes her back to Italy, she's mad. Lia has to live in a house full of Mafia men who she hates with a passion, until, one day she realises she might not hate all of them. In fact, she might just like one of them...

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Para kay Hezira ay isang kathang-isip lamang ang mga bampira. Hindi siya kailanman naging interesado sa mga ito. Pero lahat ay nagbago matapos ang isang madugong gabi nang paslangin ng mga nilalang na 'yon ang nag-iisa niyang pamilya--- ang kanyang ina. Paghihinagpis at ang nais na makapag higanti ang nag-udyok sa kanya para isugal ang buhay at pumasok sa mundo ng mga naiibang nilalang. Alam niyang hindi siya kailanman nabibilang sa mga bampira ngunit paano niya malalabanan ang pangungulila na pinunan ng mga ito? Paano kung sa kanila niya naramdaman ang pagmamahal ng pamilya na kailanman ay hindi na niya mararamdaman pa? Handa ba niyang talikuran ang tanging pakay at tanggapin ang pagmamahal ng mga ito o tatalikuran niya ang mga ito at susundin kung ano talaga ang pakay niya?

TIL Series #1 (Book 2 of 2) After a long journey of coveting Chelsea's attention, Ryde finally caught not only her eyes but also her heart. If we are just in a fairy tale, we can it call it a happy ending. However, no one is free from a cruel and exasperating reality called life. Promises, endeavors, and sealed vows. Is consistency possible in the uncertainty of life? (Published under PSICOM Publishing Inc.)

TIL Series #1 (Book 1 of 2) Chelsea Vellarde is trapped from a hopeless affection for Blaze Abelard. She wants to move on but whenever she tries, she always ends up back to him. This kind of affection is absurd for Ryde Leibniz. That's why whenever they have an encounter, he can't help but tease her. And he has profound reasons for doing this - to help her and make her realize something. But how can he make it if he knows that it will lead her to a hurtful truth? (Published under PSICOM Publishing Inc.)

Para sa mga taong... This Book or whatever this may called will help you to explain some things that you can't understand. It's just for fun, actually. Pero dahil sa carbon dioxide na pumasok sa utak ko, nabuo ko ang ganitong klaseng pauso. Kung gusto mong maliwanagan o maintindihan ang mga bagay-bagay, tutulungan ka nito. (Kung matutulungan ka nga ba nito.) Maaari ka ring makakuha ng mga advice at tips rito, kung gugustuhin at iintindihin mo lang. As I said, hindi kita pinipilit na basahin. Hindi kita ino-obligang magbasa, kaya respetuhan tayo. Para sa mga taong... is dedicated para sa lahat. bookcover made by @rojobotics Email : munedemoon@gmail.com Facebook : Mune DemoOn Twitter : Mune_DemoOn Instagram : Mune_DemoOn Google : just search 'cutest underrated alien writer of all time' char lang G-cash : padalhan niyo ko pera ples hahaha

Alea Kieda Maddison. A classy sassy bitch who wants freedom. From her father, studies, and everything. Isang babaeng gustong takasan ang totoong mundo. And when she did, parang gusto niya na lang bawiin ang lahat. Dahil sa mundong kaniyang napuntahan, maraming katanungan ang walang kasagutan ngunit kailangan niyang malaman. WELCOME TO DAWN ACADEMY. SCHOOL OF MYSTERY. WHERE YOU'LL FEED YOUR OWN CURIOSITY. Genre: Mystery Thriller, Fantasy and Adventure Date started: 08/14/2020 Date completed: 03/29/2022 New book cover made by ate sogi mwa.