WILL THE REAL Y/N PLEASE STAND UP.

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

c h e a t e r || namkook

Jungkook meets Taehyung on Tinder, they get along well, and have a good relationship. One day, Taehyung loses his job and comes home drunk. Which makes their relationship take a turn for the worst. Taehyung hooks-up with a man named Yoongi one night and Jungkook finds out. This, absolutely breaks him. Jungkooks frien...

FORBIDDEN DESIRE | Jungkook × Reader ✔

"A hidden connection is stronger than an obvious one." ©𝐉𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝟏𝟕 No translations allowed. |*Contains some mature and triggering content*| 18+

❝ 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐉𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 ❞ 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐉𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐗 𝐁𝐓𝐒

" 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐘, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 " -btsxnamjoon.

BTS ANGST

Hello to my book As you can read BTS Angst..Ready your tissues and heart to some sad BTS ffs. This is my first book and sorry for some wrong grammars I hope you like it... I update on Friday or Saturday...If I don't update I always update you..So you know if I won't update. And I call my readers "My Moonchilds"

no feelings attached -yoonmin-

jimin and yoongi had a wild summer romance filled with salty kisses and ice cream dates both boys were happy until summer ended and they went back to their regular lives yoongi was attending a new school what he didn't expect was his summer boyfriend to be the most popular boy in school with cheerleader girlfriend sa...

Tears | Yoonmin

"You'll cry their tears." "What?" "Your soulmate." Started: 1/22/19 Ended: 5/12/19 • UNEDITED •

SIKE ｡ NAMKOOK

in which jungkook makes up excuses just to text his best friends brother, namjoon slow updates

a daydream away - namkook

in which Jungkook, a sucker for Namjoon, sucks at communication. © 2019.

Royal Duty [Minjoon]

Namjoon is captured by a royal guard when he tries to steal bread for his sick mother. He is put in the dungeon in the castle, where he meets the prince Jimin, who simply likes talking to the prisoners. Jimin is later able to convince his father (the king) to let Namjoon become a servant. A servant which has to do ex...

JJK FF My best friend is a Yandere? ✔️

Your name is Park Y/N you have a best friend named Jeon Jungkook! You have a big crush on him since childhood but it seems like he doesn't realise that he has feeling for you too... One day, "Hey Y/N!! I wanna tell you something!" Kookie said "What is it Kookie?" I asked him "I have a girlfriend" He replied while bl...

wrong number | namkook

texting au! coconutboi: so can I like eat your ass,, or... monieonmymind: i'm going to block u coconutboi: cOcKbLoCk me? smh >>humor<< ©myhearteumelts,2018

DIFFERENT ⇻ p. jimin

❝because i'm different?❞

𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐄 | 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐤𝐮 | ✓

RANK #1 IN BAKUDEKU ON 12.4.22 🍓 Izuku Midoriya is just a useless kid without a quirk. Bakugo Katsuki is a ticking time bomb aiming for the top. When Deku beats all the odds and lands a spot in U.A. High's elite hero course, Bakugo is furious. But as time passes, rage may grow into something else... And as Midoriya...

I Need Your Euphoria⇿ NamBTS

A compilation of oneshots, short stories and unfinished plots revolving around Bottom Namjoon. Enjoy. + Smut + Fluff + Angst + Crack © BAGUETTEJOON // All rights reserved.

• camboy • // k.nj + k.sj (namjin)

Kim Namjoon, a normal high school student in his last year. If there wasn't this little secret he kept from everyone, paying him lots of amouts of money and getting him into some weird situations. //bottom namjoon ; mature content// highly inspired by the story "webcam" by @cumcyj

Debts to Pay {MINJOON} | BOOK 1

Book 1 Jimin sighed as he got bored in his office room. He turned his swiveling chair around so he could see Seoul in all its glory through his crystal-clear glass wall. He smirked to himself when he had thought that he has Seoul in the palm of his hands. His thoughts were soon interrupted by his right hand man. "Sir...

teddy . knj x bts

🧸⋆˚ bottom namjoon one shots, requests open ! #89 in namkook ©N꩜KU ˊ˗

Euphoria || Namkook

"Who the fuck does he think he is?!" A Namkook Fanfic 💜 Started: July 3rd, 2020 Completed: May 24th, 2023 NOTE: I do not own any characters. All the characters are fictional or their names are used for story purpose. Some of the scenes might relate to their real life selves but others are completely fictional. The ch...

quiet | p.jm + k.nj

{editing} kim namjoon is a quiet boy. he enjoys time with his friends, spending it at a common coffee shop in town. but when he starts to notice a cute boy that seems to be different than others, it messes with his view on life. started: march 1st, 2019 finished (began editing): april 24th, 2019 finished completely: D...

Envy [VNamMin]

Namjoon is for Jimin. Everyone needs to realize that. [Kinda dark.]

Tempting [NamGi]

Yoongi wants Bts's leader.

omega . knj x bts

🧸 ₊˚ in which namjoon is an omega. however, it takes six to accept it #24 in namgi #92 in hobi ©N꩜KU ˊ˗

Lockdown | NSFW | Hopekook | Namseok 18+✔️

COMPLETE AU where, Hoseok, Jungkook and Namjoon are stuck in the house, because of the recent lockdown and nothing better to do, except maybe...enjoy each others company and hopefully have some...fun? [attempt at a threesome AU] [Disclaimer: I do not own copyrights to the cover image] Rankings: btsnsfw - #1

Fan [NamKook]

Just being Namjoon's fan isn't enough for him.. [Mature content]

Boyfriend | Yoominseok

"Yoongi's my boyfriend!" "Just your boyfriend?" "Well . . . yeah but . . . I love him!" "Not enough to propose?" Started: 5/12/19 Ended: 13/3/20 • UNEDITED •

fanboy | namkook

jungkook's a namjoon stan; as a fan what would happen when you start dating your idol? ©️ JOONCENTRIC

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 ! ʲʲᵏ

❝ can you send me another picture of your dick? :/❞ ❝ what? who is this? ❞ ❝ it's me, ❞ ❝ ? ❞ ❝ mario. ❞ ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ [jeon jungkook x intersex!reader] [mature themes & strong language] 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻: 20/05/19 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: -/-/- 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ✧ #398: bts ✧ #44: crack ✧ #24: btsjungkook ✧ #171: bottomjungkook ✧ #12:...

SUCKER ✦ BTS FEMDOM

"i'm a sucker for you~" *if not comfortable with femdom, sexual situations, or role-reversal you are excused, but fellow female tops, you're welcome here anytime.* (no pictures/gifs used in this are mine.)

🇩​🇦​🇷​🇱​🇮​🇳​🇬​ |𝓡𝓶 𝔁 𝓫𝓽𝓼 |

𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦, 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘺, 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘺𝘶𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘴; 𝘚𝘦𝘰𝘬𝘫𝘪𝘯, 𝘠𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘨�...