Greetings, foolish mortals! It is I... Merasmus!!! Where are the pathetic excuses that you humans call mercenaries? In Hell! How did this happen, you may ask! Foolish mortal, I, the Evil Merasmus, sent them there! Grab a seat, a drink, maybe some popcorn, and listen... and Merasmus will tell you a tale of ten men and a robot, all of whom were rejected from Hell!