college parties. you never thought you'd like them, or even go to one, but somehow, your friend paloma convinces you to go to one on a saturday night. you didn't have anything better to do, so you thought you might as well see what all the fuss is about. if you only knew.

John hugged me and asked, "What happend?" I just shook my head and held him closer.

John Mulaney (yes that John Mulaney) is your English Professor. Nothing to see here. Just normal teacher and student interactions. Until you start to find Mr.Mulaney incredibly attractive. Can you two keep this a secret?

Get ready Horny Bitches I take request (I'm literally so bad at publishing it. I just write it but never publish it, Idk why) Mulaney is Hot and we need to acknowledge that! !!!!!!SMUT!!!!!!! mostly that, maybe some that's just fluff or angst... Maybe I'll throw in some Bill Hader or other (former) SNL members Imagines too, we'll see