"so, what's your bodycount?" "the people i've killed or the people i've slept with?" "well, they're not really people anymore. but both." • ski trips can be messy; agitated teachers, homesick kids, claustrophobic coach rides. the usual. but sophie never expected her first school trip to be like this, a mess just as predicted; but one with a whole lot of blood, bodies, and a neverending craving for brains. ©loudluke

in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.

"And after all the fucking matches, broken bones, ripped punching bags and crowds yelling at me to get up... who the fuck knew that my hardest fight would be you?" • [Contains smut] ©loudluke

"I'm on vacation." "I wouldn't call climbing up from the pits of literal Hell to have sex everyday on earth a 'vacation'." Hell no longer has a ruler, but at least Los Angeles has a new playboy. LUKE HEMMINGS FANFICTION {Lophie} {Warning; this story will contain smut, an age gap, sexual content, very innocent!Sophie, etc} ©loudluke

"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke