Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Farrah Chambers: She's the good girl, a bit embarrassing, friendly, an animal lover, and clumsy. She's a bit sarcastic when she needs to be, but no one really bothers her. Her life, is good. Cameron Carter: He's the bad boy. He's wild, popular, good-looking, great with girls, and he's a total untamed bad-ass. He's the school's 'popular boy' and loves to embarrass people. No one dares bother him though- his life is good too. Farrah Chambers and Cameron Carter. These two have had run-ins and bump-into's every since they met. Life for them both suddenly gets a bit more embarrassing, a lot more crazy and shakes itself into confusion and questions. But there's one big question- can Farrah tame this bad boy? Will she even get the chance? © Copyright 2012 All rights reserved

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

When Reyna Winters-a girl with Skittle-red hair and a candy addiction-finds out that she's failing Chemistry, she's given a final chance to pass an impossible test. SHe needs help from the only other student who has passed the test. He's known around school as the White Coat Freak-a boy who is never seen without his lab coat on. Wesley Black may seem colder than steel, but much more lies under his stoic persona. While Wesley teaches Reyna about science, she makes it her mission to teach him about having fun. And together they learn about a different kind of chemistry. ***This is the first draft written in 2012. A revised version with more scenes and better romance titled SWEETLY & SCIENTIFICALLY is completed on my Wattpad profile.*** © All Rights Reserved

My novella A Taste of Jellybean Kisses is available on Amazon, bn.com and iBooks. It’s a sweet New Adult romance that I’m really excited to be sharing with you. What’s the opposite of friends with benefits? Jax and Jacey. Bends with Frenefits. Significant others who don’t f*ck, or kiss or do anything in between. Voted cutest couple every year since preschool, they’ve been official since ninth grade. With Jax’s help, Jacey’s gone from the sister of the school slut to the popular Ice Queen, and works hard to keep her reputation clean. Jax was happy to be the only one who saw the warm girl she’d always been in the years before but by senior year, she’s freezing him out too. He just wants something real before they graduate, but Jacey figures that since she’s loved him forever, they have forever to wait. A Taste is the prequel, a novella of flashbacks and vignettes so you can get to know Jax and Jacey and fall in love with JELLYBEAN KISSES too which will be out in a couple weeks. To celebrate, I have a big giveaway going and you can win just by commenting, or joining my street team. Check it out in the external links! I look forward to hearing from you! Rafflecopter giveaway.

Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who instantly fall in love with the enemy even though they want to kill the hunter's entire family... Please, give her a break. The more Pepper tries to avoid these nauseating clichés and destroy them, the further she is dragged into a dark, supernatural world that is her own virtual worst nightmare. A world that includes a bunch of sexy, mysterious, and dangerous men lurking around every corner... Wait...what's the definition of "nightmare" again? * * * My writing page! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075

Katherine Eliza Miller A.K.A Kitty is a typical Biker Chick. More Like a Female version of the so called 'Bad' Boys of the school. She lives her life carefree and doesn't give a fuck about anything. What happens when she gets in a group project with four nerds? Can she actually fall for one of them? Archer Noah Theron is a typical nerd and a geek. His life revolves around studying and hanging out with his friends to watch Star Wars. What happens when a girl like Katherine is added to his normal geeky group of friends for a group project? Can sparks fly between these two? Read and figure out! Cover by @inhalingsarcasm 17/10/16: Humor #49

Lexi Lennon has a bad attitude and everyone knows it. Becoming or staying friends with someone has never been a priority, because she didn't give a damn about what people thought of her. So when an anonymous website surfaces at school, threatening to reveal everyone's deepest darkest secrets, Lexi doesn't even bat any eye. That is, of course, before she realizes that her secrets are the ones at stake. -cover made by pressure-