Better out then in I always say

PeRfecTion ye

Read on if you want to be emotionally scarred.

A crazy love story with a happy ending. This is my first book, sorry if it's bad.

a young lad needs to pee

When Santa pisses his sled and falls into Halloween, what will happen when he finds a stunning monster stood before him?

When Megamind meets Charlie, he immediately knows they were meant to be. However, Charlie feels differently and there is a certain green ogre who is determined to ruin everything, but it is not the end. There is one person who Shrek will listen to: Gru. After a murder is committed, Charlie, Megamind and the gang of psychopaths they committed the murder with become outlaws and have to escape from the firm grip of the law. (TW: this story contains comic violence, death, references to suicide, vomiting and bodyhorror. If these things disturb you please be careful)

Niki Minaj never thought she could find love until one faithful night when she decided to go to the club.

Draco Malfoy is not like other boys. he is a wizard and attends Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Draco is not the boy who lived. No, Draco is the boy who survived ... countless years at Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry being bullied by Harry Potter. Draco is lonely and sad until he meets Harry Styles, a boy with an equally tragic backstory as his. but Draco is conflicted, because plot. Will Harry Styles be Draco's chosen one? this story is not for the faint of hart. (i suck at summeries) (this fanfiction was completed on the 31st of October 2020) (this is a fanfiction btw)

Do you wish to regret life? Do you want to see the countless messed up things that people have written? Look no further, because this is as low as you can get. Welcome to BAD FANFICTIONS, featuring me, @NacaratJester ; who picks apart these abominations. EDIT: This has become an epidemic. Here on this glorious (trashy) book, me and @RandomMagikarp look for the "greatest" fanfics out there. From Undertale to Spy vs spy; we find the worst, period. If you find bad fanfics, pm us, we might put it on here.