You read the title, you horny people. I'll be taking any requests, because I'm cool like that. Also all characters in this story aren't mine! 🍋 = Lemon ☁️ = Fluff ✨ = Normal ⛓ = Angst (TW) 🦆 = A/N

Most of these are dirty jokes. This book is for 18+, but ;) to the ones with no filters XD I will day if one of my jokes are original, but otherwise, they are from google. Yes. I made a book dedicated to dumb jokes I made. Fight me. (Cover is the Undertaker from Black Butler. Shoutout to all people addicted to anime XD #killmeplz )

read this you horny writers and readers

Everyday... Same Time.. Same People.. Same Place. Nothing is ever supposed to be that perfect... so obviously it's bound to be imperfect .

he got the same mind as me we both understand eachother a different type of way. hes a leader and I'm he's helper when he doesn't know what to do.