Skephalo Oneshots ❤️ PLEASE DON'T SHOW THIS TO SKEPPY BUT PLEASE SHOW THIS TO BADBOYHALO tw//eggs, spontaneous combustion, elon musk

Yes I actually decided to make a Luis and Ned spinoff I don't know why either.

The love story of Danny Gonzalez and his favorite superhero, Dolphin man.

*full disclaimer! this is not my story ! all creds go to the writer. i just felt the need to post it bc it's been sitting in my phone and i don't want people to go through my phone and find it... sooo yeah* enjoy ?¿

harry likes going on adventures with his fuckbuddy i mean bestie louis

Yesterday, Ratalouis cheated on Eleanor. With her.

This is the story of Ratalouis. Ratalouis is a small rat with a big love for Eleanor, the most beautiful and artistocratic rat in all of Paris. Ratalouis knows that Eleanor is out of his league, for he is just a fat rat who lives in a dumpster; and she is a goddess. Read on to follow Ratalouis on his great journey to love............

Ever since Steve was discharged from the hospital after the whole Winter Soldier ordeal, the Avengers began to notice that something was off with the Super Soldier: he would keep his shield on twenty-four seven, and attached to him at all times; no matter where he was. The Avengers first believed that this was because Steve was adding an extra precaution, but when Thor went to the bathroom and walked into Steve bathing his shield with rubber duckies surrounding the bathtub as if he was performing a ritual, they knew something must be wrong with Steve. Along with the fact that when Natasha walked into Steve's room to talk about god knows what, she came across the 100 year old virgin singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and "Ba Ba Black Sheep" while the shield was "dressed" in a robe covered in, well, tiny versions of itself and tucked under a purple blanket. The Avengers finally came to a conclusion: Steve Rogers, the Star Spangled Man with a Plan, was going mentally insane, and needed therapy. ------------------------------ You know about Steve Rogers, Captain America. But you don't know about his daughter, Sunny. Nobody does. At least, not until now. This is Sunny's story.

I'm Max Caulfield, and I'm an everyday hero. Now, you may think this is your typical white-girl with superpowers and less than average breast size that somehow catches the interest of the white-boy jock, most popular boy of the school, and saves the planet from exploding or whatever. First of all, I'm gay as fuck so that jock can fling himself into a tornado for as much as I care, but everything is else is facts. Read this page-turning novel with me becoming a mature woman and making mature decisions so you can then get really disappointed when I still end up in the forbidden Sass Room, er, Dark Room. And it all started, when I took a picture of a blue butterfly...okay that's bullshit. I just really needed to pee but these two jerks decided that they should start shooting each other. Turns out that both of those jerks will ruin my life as well. 'I love this story just as much as I love you Max please notice me' - Warren Graham 'THX BUT WERE NOT FRIENDS' - Victoria Chase 'No more mosh pits for you, shaka bra' - Chloe Price 'Whatthefuckever' - Nathan Prescott 'We can properly discuss your future as a writer in my dark room' - Mark Jefferson (I don't own Life is Strange, sadly. Rights to DontNod)